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What will fall on the lawn first? An
autumn le...
Do steam rollers really roll
steam?...
Why do you need a driver's licence to
buy liquor...
Can you repeat the part after "Listen
very
car...
Why is it that when you transport
something by c...
Why is it that at class reunions you
feel youn...
Do vampires get AIDS?...
Why are
cigarettes sold at gas
stations when s...
Does
killing time damage
eternity?...
How come it takes so little time for a
child w...
Do vegetarians eat animal
crackers?...
What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?...
Have you ever imagined a world with no
hypothe...
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it
sounds?...
How come wrong numbers are never
busy?...
How long will a floating point operation
float...
You know that little indestructible
black box th...
You know how most packages say "Open
here". What...
If a fly has no wings
would you call
him a wal...
How much deeper would the ocean be
without
spo...
If CON is the opposite of PRO, is
congress the...
If fire fighters fight fire and crime
fighters...
How many weeks
are there in a light
year?...
If love is blind, why is Lingerie so
popular?...
Why are there flotation devices under
plane seat...
How does the guy who drives the snowplow
get t...
If you didn't get caught, did you
really do it?...
If
you try to fail, and succeed,
which have yo...
Why are there
interstates in
Hawaii?...
Do you need a silencer if you are going
to shoot...
Is it ok to use my AM radio after
NOON?...
What color is a chameleon on a
mirror?...
If buttered toast always
lands
buttered side d...
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days
a year,...
Do fish get thirsty?...
Why don't sheep shrink when it
rains?...
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do
they ma...
If you are driving at the speed of light
and you...
Why is brassiere singular and panties
plural?...
If all the nations in the world are in
the debt,...
Why do we drive on parkways when we park
on dr...
Why are they called apartments when they
are all...
How does AVON find so many women willing
to take...
If the world is getting smaller, why do
postal r...
Consider one of the most perplexing
questions of...
Don't you just hate the blatant
materialism su...
If a word in a dictionary were
misspelled, how w...
If necessity is the mother of invention,
why doe...
Why is it that when you're driving and
looking
...
If olive oil comes from
olives,
where does bab...
Which of the Himalayas is the
shortest?...
If you tell a joke in the forest, but
nobody lau...
If we are a country committed to free
speech, th...
Why does an inspiring sight like a
sunrise alway...
Why, if the best things in
life are
free, the ...
If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call
it Fe...
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