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The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once ...
What did one
maggot say to the other who was
s...
Why didn't the two worms go
into Noah's ark
in...
What lives in apples and is an
avid reader?
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First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's
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What do you get if you cross an apple with a
s...
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to
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Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school
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How do you get the most apples at Halloween?
T...
Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he
puffe...
School lunches are not generally popular with
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How do you
make an apple puff?
Chase it
roun...
How does an apple a day keep the doctor
away?
...
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?
An
outb...
Once upon a time there were five apples
Which
...
What can a whole apple do that half an apple
c...
How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it
dow...
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what
do...
Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why?
T...
Two girls were having their packed lunch in
th...
A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through
...
After a minor mathematical error on a routine
re...
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his
o...
What kind of apple has a
short temper?
A
crab...
What is the left side of an apple?
The part
tha...
What kind of apple isn't an apple?
A
pineapple....
What did the apple say to the apple
pie?
"You'v...
What did the worm want to do when he grew
up?
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Why don't apples smile
when you go bobbing
?
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What do you get if you cross a jogger
with an
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Why did Eve want to move to New York ?
She
fell...
What did the Gorilla do with the apple
he was
...
What's the difference between a worm and an
appl...
What reads and lives in an apple ?
A bookworm
!...
If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples
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