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What does a baby computer call his
father?
Data...
Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest
...
What was the policeman's
baby's first words
?
...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Baby Owl.
Baby O...
How can you tell if a snake is a
baby snake?
...
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby
...
What do baby pythons play with?
Rattle-snakes....
What would you get if you crossed a new-born
sna...
What is a baby bee?
A little humbug....
Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal
...
How did the witch almost lose her baby?
She
di...
What are baby witches
called?
Halloweenies....
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Underwear.
Under...
My new baby is the image of his father.
Never
...
Fred: My mum's having a new baby.
Drew:
What's...
Cry Baby - by Liza
Weeping...
What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a
l...
Why did you drop the
baby?
Well, Mrs
Smith s...
It can't go on! It can't go on!
What can't
go ...
Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She
...
Mum, are the Smiths very poor people?
I
don't ...
Daddy,
daddy, can I have another glass of
wate...
Doctor, doctor, my
baby's swallowed a watch!
...
A
scoutmaster asked one of his troop what
good...
Why are babies always gurgling with joy?
Becau...
Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door?
Veronica:...
I see the baby's nose is running
again,"
said ...
A distraught mum rushed into the back
yard,
wh...
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You
...
Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby
...
Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs
Bigger's
bab...
Do you like your
new baby sister?
She's
all ...
Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in
...
How do you get a paper baby?
Marry an old
bag....
What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?
Where's...
Why is a baby like an diamond?
Because it's
a ...
When a baby is learning to eat,
shouldn't he
h...
Why did the baby monster put his father
in
the...
Mum, is it true my baby sister came
from
Heave...
Three men were discussing at a bar about
coinc...
What did
the Pharaohs use to keep their
babies...
Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the
crib?...
Q: How many baby sitters
does it take to
chang...
Dewey and Odell met
on the Brownsville main
st...
A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks,
...
Q:
Where does a white baby go when it dies?
...
Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A:
Mic...
Q: What's pink and red and can't turn
round
in...
A family of ducks were
walking down the road
w...
Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.
...
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys
...
I got a letter from my sister.
She just had a
...
Why does a mother carry
her baby?
The baby
ca...
How does a baby ghost cry?
"Boo-hoo!
Boo-hoo!"...
What do you get if you cross a mountain and a
ba...
What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ...
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baby !
Baby
who ?
...
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