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Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they
han...
How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down
a...
Time flies like an
arrow, but fruit flies
like...
Tom: What did the banana say to
the elephant?
...
Mandy: Our teacher went on a
special banana
di...
How can you tell the difference between a
mons...
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Beca...
Why did the banana go out with the
prune?
Be...
The last time I saw a face like
yours I
threw ...
They're not going to grow bananas any
longer. ...
What do you do if you see a blue banana?
Try t...
What's yellow and writes?
A ball-point
banana....
Teacher: What is Ba + Na2?
Pupil:
Banana....
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
An
electric b...
What's yellow and always points to the north?
...
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing
...
How did the Mother Banana
spoil the Baby
Banan...
Did you hear about the unlucky
man who
bought ...
Why don't bananas snore?
Because they
don't wa...
Why are
you eating a banana with the skin
on? ...
What is yellow on the inside and green on the
...
What's yellow and flashes?
A banana with a
loo...
Mother Banana: Why didn't you go
to school
tod...
What would you call two
banana skins ?
A
pair...
What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up
...
What did the boy banana say to the girl
banana?
...
What is the easiest way to make a
banana
split...
What is the difference between a banana and a
be...
Why is a banana peel on the
sidewalk like
musi...
What would you call two
bananas?
A pair
of sl...
What is long and yellow and always points
north?...
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana
...
What is a ghost favorite fruit ?
Boonanaa
!...
Knock knock
Who's
there?
Banana.
Banana who?
...
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana
!
Banana who...
How can you tell the difference between a
mons...
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