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How do vampire football players get the mud off?
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Which villains steal soap from the bath?
Robber ...
Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.
D...
Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your...
The plumber was working in a house when the lady o...
Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a
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Dr Frankenstein:
I've just invented
something ...
Did you hear about the idiot who had a
new
bat...
Hotel
guest: Can you give me a room and a
bath...
Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.
Joe: I'll
ru...
Does your brother keep himself clean?
Oh,
yes....
Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I
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Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before
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Why did the bank robber take a bath?
So he
cou...
Adam: How did Mummy know you
hadn't had a
bath...
Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I
u...
Are you going to take a bath?
No, I'm
leaving ...
My mother says I look just like an
animal
when...
Mum, does God use the
bathroom?
No, what
a f...
Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big
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What's the difference between a peeping Tom and
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Stan: I won 92
goldfish.
Fred: Where are
you ...
May: What position does your brother play in
t...
Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot
water last night
!...
A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone
Natio...
What kind of bath can you take without
water?
A...
When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what ...
Where does a vampire take a bath?
In the
bat-ro...
What criminal doesn't take baths?
A dirty
crook...
Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could
mak...
What do you call the ring that worms leave round
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What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
A
shampoo...
What animal do you look like when you get into
t...
Which birds steal soap from the bath ?
Robber
...
How do you know that there's a monster in your
b...
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three
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