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My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion.
...
I'm not ugly. I could
marry anyone I
pleased! ...
Fred: What's
that terribly ugly thing on
your ...
She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it
shu...
First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror
...
Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?
No
one....
First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor
yesterd...
Mrs Saggy:
Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a
facelif...
They say Margaret is a raving beauty.
You
mean...
First witch: My beauty
is timeless.
Second w...
A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the
...
A monster went to the doctor with a branch
gro...
I've just come back from the beauty parlour.
P...
Where is everyone beautiful?
In the dark....
Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry
t...
People keep telling me I'm beautiful.
What
viv...
Don't look out of the
window, Betty,
people wi...
What happened when the
witch went for a job
as...
Did you hear
about the witch who did a four
ye...
What is yellow and goes click-click?
A
ball-po...
A little boy came running into the kitchen.
'D...
"My
boyfriend says I look like a dishy
Italian...
A woman went to a sweet store to buy some
sweets...
Little Johnny and
his mother were on a
train. ...
Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and
...
Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty
?
Gary: W...
Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't
...
She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice
-...
Bill: My sister has lovely
long red hair
all d...
Julie had broken off her
engagement. Her
frien...
Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for
y...
Two teenage boys were
talking in the
classroom...
I can't understand why people say my
girlfriend'...
What did the really ugly man do for a living
?
...
I don't think these photographs
you've
taken d...
Your ugly.
And you're drunk.
Yes, but in
the m...
My boyfriend thinks I'm
beautiful
Well
they d...
Last night I dreamt I was
dancing with the
mos...
Monster: I'm so ugly.
Ghost: It's not
that bad...
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