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Are hamburgers male?
Yes, because they're
boyge...
Can a hamburger marry a
hot dog?
Only if
they...
Can you name two burgers
who are
royalty?
Sir...
Do hamburgers make good vampires?
No, because
t...
Do
they really serve burgers in
Transylvania?
...
How are UFO's related to hamburgers?
Both
are U...
How can you tell which Burger
Land baseball
pi...
How did the
jury find the
hamburger?
Grill-ty...
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their
time?
The...
How do the Rolling Stones like their
burgers?
P...
How do they prevent crime in hamburger
country?
...
How do we know burgers love young
people?
They'...
How do we know hamburgers have high
IQ's?
They ...
How do we know that hamburgers love classic
mu...
How do you insult a hamburger patty?
Call it
a ...
How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
Make it
wit...
How do you make a hamburger green?
Find a
yello...
How do you
make a hamburger
smile?
Pickle it ...
How does a burger acquire good taste?
With a
li...
How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land
b...
How far do burgers go in school?
Through
cowleg...
How was the
hamburger murdered?
First it
was ...
In what school
subjects does the teacher
say, ...
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your
finger...
Name two tennis stars who
are famous in the
ha...
Is there a way to make a hamburger do the
Hula?
...
Seriously, when the crooked
hamburger took
it ...
What are some outstanding hamburger
colleges?
B...
What can you say about Ham Burger and
Chief
Ju...
What did the hamburger say when it found out
tha...
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded
'not ...
What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who
...
What did they call it when NHL officials
refus...
What did they do to the burger who thought he
wa...
What did they say about the burger who went
skii...
What did they tell the burger who enlisted in
...
What do burgers think when they are
surrounded...
What do hamburger workers say on
Monday
mornin...
What do some burger eaters have?
A Hardee
appet...
What do some people have against
cheeseburgers?
...
What do they call a meeting among the most
bri...
What do they say about the noise at the
Burger...
What do you use to determine if a refrigerated
...
What famous movie did the hamburger meat think
o...
What great song is associated with
hamburgers ...
What happens when two burgers fall in
love?
The...
What is a hamburger's
favourite
story?
Hansel...
What is the hamburgers' most familiar
song?
'Ho...
What is the hamburgers' motto?
If at first
you ...
What kind of a pitch
did Sandy Koufax of
the o...
What kind of baseball do burgers
play?
Ketchup ...
What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger
joi...
What kind of girl does a hamburger like?
Any
gi...
What old-time song is the burgers'
favourite?
'...
What song do burgers sing on the
job?
Gristle...
What system do they teach in Hamburger High's
...
When can you count on a hamburger in an
emerge...
When do burgers quit their jobs?
The day
they d...
When do hamburgers most enjoy
watching
TV?
Du...
When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile
...
When the crooked hamburger took it on the
'lam...
Where can a burger get a great night's
sleep?
O...
Where do the burgers go on New Year's
Eve?
To a...
Where does a burger feel at home?
On the
range!...
Where does a burger go on vacation?
The
Swiss (...
Which baseball team is currently the favourite
...
Which
burgers are
dishonest?
Cat-burgers! (bu...
Which burger is famous for a long
nose?
Cyrano ...
Which burgers can tell your fortune?
Medium
bur...
Which burgers love to act?
Ham-burgers!...
Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in
baseball?
...
Which is the meat patties' least favourite day
o...
Which meatballs get a little tipsy on
occasion?
...
Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?
Th...
Which people do the
burgers hate?
The
ones wh...
Which political discussions between the
Russians...
Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger
cold?
B...
Who are the hamburgers favourite
people?
Vegeta...
Who can beat any burger at golf?
Any LINKS
saus...
Who do hamburgers love on TV?
Archie
Bunker's s...
Who is the hamburgers' favourite
actress?
Candi...
Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie
...
Who wins most of the medals for bravery in
Burge...
Why are hamburgers essential to
football?
Becau...
Why aren't burgers too
good at
basketball?
To...
Why can any hamburger run the mile in under
four...
Why did the pro football player from the
last-...
Why do
burgers laugh when you surround them
wi...
Why do burgers run the gauntlet?
To test
their ...
Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on
stage?
The...
Why do hamburgers feel sad at
barbecues?
They g...
Why do hamburgers make good
baseball
players?
...
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
They
won't...
Why do the hamburgers
beat the hot dogs at
eve...
Why is President Carter important to
Hamburger...
Why was the burger thrown out of the
Army?
He c...
Why were the burgers in the
refrigerator
embar...
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