Jokes |
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a ...
How do eels get around the
seabed?
They go
b...
Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York,
...
What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
Hop ...
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung
...
What do monsters play when they are in the bus?
...
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a...
Why couldn't
the skeleton pay his bus fare?
...
Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat
...
What's the
difference between a bus driver
and...
A man standing at a bus stop was eating a
hamb...
Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.
Tom...
How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?
...
Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?
...
As the bus came to the stop, the man
at the
fr...
When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting
...
A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was
pu...
Why did the bus stop?
Because it saw the zebra
...
What do you call a bloke with a
bus on his
hea...
Passenger: Does this bus go to London?
Conduct...
Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus
...
Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but
di...
Conductor, this bus
was very slow!
Oh, I
exp...
Have you
heard that all the buses and trains
a...
What have I got in
my hands?
A double
decker...
Do buses and trains run on time?
Usually, yes.
...
Does this bus stop at the river?
If it
doesn't...
Conductor, do you stop
at the Savoy Hotel?
I...
'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the
driver
bef...
Janet: What's the
difference between a cake
an...
Have you seen the bus website?
Yes - it's just
...
Which end of a bus is it best to get
off?
It ...
What is the difference between a
bus driver
an...
What "bus" crossed
the ocean?
Columbus....
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on...
Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a ...
Q: What is a bus ?
A: A bus is a vehicle that
r...
Why didn't anyone take the school bus to
school?...
|