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An applicant was being interviewed for
admission...
Teenage Driver: But,
officer, I'm a
college ma...
Why do University of
Arkansas graduates
tape t...
How do you know a Brigham
Young student's
been...
What does the N on the Nebraska
football
helme...
Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher
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Why don't Purdue athletes
eat pickles?
They ...
What do you get when you
cross a Texas
Aggie w...
Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!
W...
Did you hear about the
Louisiana Tech
professo...
"Professor, I hear your wife has had twins.
Bo...
Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon?
St...
Did you
hear about the Western Kentucky
profes...
And then there was the UCLA professor
who
open...
How do
you measure a Villanova graduate's
I.Q....
Did you hear about the Penn State professor
who ...
How many Wake Forest
fraternity brothers
does ...
What do you
call ten Utah State law
students s...
How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to
spa...
Why did the Oregon State psychology
major
clim...
What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps
...
"Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a
Ph.D."
"What ...
Did you hear about the UCLA track
star who
won...
How many Buckeye
football players does it
take...
Jeb and Eudell, University of
Michigan
athlete...
Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking
th...
How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?
Ask h...
What do they call a bunch of Mississippi
footbal...
How does a New York University psychology
major ...
Did you hear about the University of Miami
ful...
There was the Florida State defensive tackle
w...
How can you
tell if a California State
coed is...
Professor:
A wise man doubts everything.
O...
Three students from Michigan State, the
Univer...
Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North
Ca...
Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen,
we...
What is the second stupidest thing in the
world?...
"Where are my shoes?" asked the Iowa State
profe...
Professor: I forgot to take
my umbrella
this m...
Arvil was coming out of the Texas University
stu...
A survey was being taken on the University of
...
Biddle and Payne, two elderly English
professors...
Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the
contracto...
A
Mississippi professor was at a party and
bec...
Soderling, the star college halfback, was
taki...
Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house
ph...
All the fraternity brothers left the
house
for...
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his
Eng...
On what kind of ships do students
study?
Schola...
What's the difference between an American
studen...
What do you get if you cross a student and an
...
An angel appears at a faculty
meeting and
tell...
Two
college students, Frank and Matt, are
ridi...
After the college boy delivered
the pizza
to B...
A kid called up his
mom from his college
and a...
Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your
c...
A college student was in a
philosophy
class wh...
A somewhat advanced society has figured
how to...
Optimist: A college student who opens his
wallet...
A college student in a philosophy class was
ta...
A college student in a philosophy class was
ta...
Two storks are
sitting in their nest: a
father...
Q. How many law professors does it take to
chang...
Q: How
many graduate students does it take
to ...
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for
a...
Q: What do college students and deer have in
c...
A college friend was going to meet a young
lady ...
"Now my motto in
life," said the school
chapla...
College meals
are generally unpopular with
tho...
A son is
calling his mom from college, and
tel...
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