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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of
humor...
What did the farmer call the cow that would not
...
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.
Farmer: Not
...
Why do cows wear bells
around their
necks?
Be...
A man climbed over a fence into a
field to pick ...
A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows
...
Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies?
Bull:
I'l...
Did you hear about the farmer who
lost control
...
Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought
...
Does running out of a
burning barn make a cow
...
How did cows feel when the branding iron was
i...
How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a
...
How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade
...
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
A
...
How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He
tract...
How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer
them...
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo
...
How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator!...
How to you know that cows will be in
heaven?
It...
I can't decide whether to buy a
bicycle or a
c...
I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.
Wh...
If you crossed a cow
with a goat, what would
y...
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what
...
If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks,
w...
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a
...
If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
...
In what state will you find the most cows?
Moo
...
Is there big money in the cattle business?
So
I...
I've just discovered a method for making wool out ...
Pa's being
chased by a bull!
Well, what
in t...
Teacher: Name five things that contain milk.
P...
That bull you sold
me is a lazy
good-for-nothi...
That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno.
H...
What animals do you bring
to bed?
Your
calves...
What are cows favorite party games?
MOO-sical
...
What are the spots on black-and-white
cows?
Hol...
What band is a cow favorite?
Moody Blues...
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo
Zealan...
What did one dairy cow say to another?
Got
milk...
What did the calf say to the silo?
"Is my
fodde...
What did the cow wear to the football game?
A
J...
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk
car...
What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo
Eyes!...
What do cows do for entertainment?
They go to
t...
What do cows do when they're introduced?
They
...
What do cows get when they are sick?
Hay
Fever...
What do cows get when they do all their
chores?
...
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?
R...
What do cows like to listen to?
Moo-sic!...
What do cows read at the breakfast table?
The
...
What do cows sing at their friends birthday
pa...
What do cows usually
fly around in?
Helicowp...
What do cows wear when they're
vacationing in
...
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing...
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by
...
What do you call a cow on the barnyard
floor?
G...
What do you call a cow who argues with her
husba...
What do you call a cow with no front legs?
Lea...
What do you call a group of cattle sent into
orb...
What do you call a sleeping
bull?
A
bull-doz...
What do you call a tired cow?
Milked out!...
What do you call a cow that doesn't give
milk?
...
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A
...
What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
...
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
...
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists...
What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud
mis...
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer
...
What do you call it when one bull spies on another...
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
...
What do you get from a cowmedian?
Cream of
Wit...
What do you get from a forgetful cow?
Milk of
...
What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Drago...
What do you get from an invisible cow?
Evapora...
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled
mi...
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel,...
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension ...
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, ...
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a
...
What do you get if you cross a steer and a
chick...
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?...
What do you get when you cross a cow with a
kang...
What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
Roast
...
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A
...
What famous painting do cows love to look
at?
...
What game do little cows like to play?
Moonopo...
What gives milk and has a horn?
A milk tank!...
What goes oo ooo oooo?
A cow with no lips....
What hair style is a calf's favorite?
The
cowl...
What happened to the lost cattle?
Nobody's
herd...
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It
grow...
What happens when the cows refuse to be
milked?
...
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"?
A
co...
What is a cow's favorite lunch
meat?
Bullogna...
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?
A cattle
ba...
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the
...
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?
...
What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer?
A
wool...
What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?
Fi...
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the ...
What is the definition of "derange"?
De place
...
What is the definition of "moon"?
The past
ten...
What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto
udder...
What is the most
important use for cowhide?
...
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
Eski-...
What magazine makes cows stampede to the
newssta...
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos....
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a
...
What South American dance do cows like to do?
...
What two members of the cow family go everywhere
...
What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri!...
What would you get if you crossed a cow with a
r...
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic!...
What's a cow's favorite moosical
note?
Beef-fla...
What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
...
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
Cow
chow...
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
...
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?
A dear
st...
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
A full
b...
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two
...
What's a moo hoo for a young calf?
A new
moo!...
What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
Grass
cla...
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a
c...
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what
...
When is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns
...
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? ...
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
...
Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is....
Where
do cows like to ride on trains?
In
the ...
Where do Danish cows come from?
Cowpenhagenf...
Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous
cows!...
Where do Russian cows come from?
Moscow!...
Where do steers go to dance?
To the Meat
Ball!...
Where does a cow stop to drink?
The milky
way!...
Why are cpws made for dancing?
They're all
bor...
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?
She was
p...
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
She heard he
wa...
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to
leave her
ca...
Why did the cow
jump over the moon?
To get
t...
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He
w...
Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
The
farm...
Why did the
farmer put brandy in the cow's
foo...
Why did the farmer put his cow on
the
scales?
...
Why did the moron give
the sleepy cow a
hammer...
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip
cr...
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
It
wants...
Why don't cows ever have any
money?
Because ...
Why was he woman arrested on a
cattle ranch
fo...
Why was the calf afraid?
He was a cow-herd!...
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little
longh...
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into ...
What is a cow's
favourite TV show ?
Dr
Moo !...
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would ...
What's the best way to make a bull sweat ?
Put...
Why do cows like being told jokes ?
Because
th...
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus...
Q. What does a cow make when the sun
comes
out...
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with ...
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