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Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to
priso...
A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was
a...
Two men,
sentenced to die in the electric
chai...
A prisoner at
the Edmonton Max started
trainin...
Why do they put a suicide watch on death row
pri...
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to
s...
A computer geek goes to prison
for fraud,
they...
It was
Rocky's first night in the
penitentiary...
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to
prison....
Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from
priso...
Did you hear about the burglar who fell in
the
...
When the school was broken into, the
thieves t...
What's another
word for a murderer who
kills o...
Two small time thieves had been sent by the
Big ...
The criminal mastermind found one of his
gang ...
Why was the robber bionic?
He was holding
up a...
"Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a
bank...
A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank,
pointed...
A woman woke her husband in the middle of the
ni...
Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they
too...
Why did the burglar take a shower?
He
wanted t...
What did the burglar say to the
watchmaker as ...
Judge: Why did you steal
that bird?
Prisoner...
Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery
store ...
I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake?
...
Judge: Tell me your occupation.
Prisoner;
I'm ...
"What makes you think the
prisoner was
drunk?"...
A police officer was escorting a
prisoner
to j...
Why was the robber so secure?
He was a
safe ro...
Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any
goo...
Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for
t...
Detective: Do you think
I should put on
the cu...
Detective: How did you
get into
counterfeiting...
Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables
on ...
Policeman: Did you
know your vehicle was
repor...
A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and
...
'It's a pity
you've gone on hunger
strike,' sa...
What did the
burglar say to the lady who
caugh...
How do bank robbers send messages?
By flee
mail...
What hired killer never goes to jail?
The
exter...
What kind of thief steals meat?
A
hamburglar....
Who is the strongest thief?
A
shoplifter....
If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man,
wha...
What diploma do criminals get?
The third
degree...
What is the difference between a thief and a
chu...
What kind of robbery is not dangerous?
A
safe r...
What three letters in the alphabet frighten
cr...
When did the criminal get smart?
When the
judge...
Why is a sinking ship like a
person in
jail?
...
What kind of party do prisoners in jail
like m...
What stars go to jail?
Shooting stars....
Why would someone in jail want to catch the
meas...
Who was the world's greatest thief
?
Atlas, bec...
Why do pens get sent to
prison ? To do
long se...
What was the parrot doing in prison ?
It
was a ...
Why are burglars such good tennis players
?
Bec...
Who is the
biggest gangster in the sea
?
Al C...
What do you call a robbery in China ?
A
Chinese...
What do you call a mayfly with a criminal
tend...
What do you get if you cross a bunch of
flowers ...
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a
p...
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Burglar
!
Burglar w...
t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry
m...
An English
prisoner of war was held by
the Ger...
A
mafioso's son sits at his desk writing
a Chr...
A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in
the
...
Did you hear about the calendar thief?
He
got 1...
Bill: Where did you
get that gold watch
Joe?
...
Late one
night, a burglar broke into a
house h...
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