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A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
...
A patient came to
his dentist with problems
wi...
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth,
but ...
"I came in to
make an appointment with the
den...
A husband and wife entered the
dentist's
offic...
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help
me? ...
Patient: "It must be
tough spending all
day wi...
"I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge
y...
What does
the dentist of the year get?...A
lit...
Why did the dentist
make a poor date with
the ...
How many dentists does it take to change a
lig...
What did the
werewolf eat after he'd had
his t...
Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking
mon...
Fred's mother was on the
telephone to the
boy'...
Nigel: You said
the school dentist would
be pa...
Why are you laughing?
My dentist just
pulled o...
As the judge said to the dentist: Do you
swear...
Why was the man arrested for looking at sets
of ...
Who has
the most dangerous job in
Transylvania...
I'm suffering from bad breath
You should
do so...
Dentist: Don't worry. I'm
painless.
Patient: I'...
Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the
gold...
Patient: Hey, that tooth
you pulled
wasn't the...
Father: Don't you feel better now
that
you've ...
Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist
complaining...
I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted
yesterd...
At what time do most people go to the
dentist?
...
What did the dentist say to the
golfer?
"You ha...
Why does a dentist seem moody?
Because he
alway...
Why do dentists like
potatoes?
Because
they a...
What is a drill team?
A group of dentists
who w...
Why do people dislike going to
the
dentist?
B...
What is a dentist's office?
A filling
station....
What do you call the Scottish dentist
?
Phil Mc...
What do you call a dentist in the army ?
A
dril...
What time is it when you have to go to the
den...
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a
gar...
What game did the dentist play
when she
was a ...
What does a dentist do on a
roller
coaster?......
What did the dentist see at the
North
Pole?......
What was the dentist doing in
Panama?...Looking ...
Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the
f...
Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary
out?......
What did the dentist say to the
computer?...Th...
What did the tooth say to the departing
dentis...
Anyone know the six most frightening words in
...
"Open wider."
requested the dentist, as he
beg...
While I was
waiting to see the dentist, a
woma...
"I came in to make an appointment with the
denti...
Patient:
Doctor, I am very nervous. You
know, ...
Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever
love...
Dentist: Just
let me finish and you will
be an...
Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give
no ...
Young Charlie
to dentist's sexy chariside
assi...
Young
lady to father "Daddy, when I grow
up sh...
Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth
...
Patient: How much to
have this tooth
pulled?
...
What's worse
than having your doctor tell
you ...
A patient asked the dentist, if it
wasn't
nast...
Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who,
at...
believe that the members of the dental
profess...
Patient:Do you extract teeth
painlessly?
Dentis...
Papa, why is it that dentists call their
offices...
Pardon me for a moment,
please," said the
dent...
What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit
long...
A man went to his dentist because he feels
som...
Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth
any ...
"Did you get
your money?" ask the wife of
the ...
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