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An old man approaches the window of a cinema with ...
Two Marines were sitting around talking one day.
...
The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.
...
What's the speed limit of sex?
68; at 69 you
ha...
What's the ultimate rejection?
When you're
mast...
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no
big ...
What did
the egg say to the boiling
water?
"H...
Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
...
What is it when a man talks dirty to
a
woman?
...
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a
man?
$...
What are three words you dread the most while
...
Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
When she takes
i...
Why don't
women blink during
foreplay?
They d...
What's the difference between a rooster and a
...
Why
did the former porn actor get fired from
h...
What is the difference between a frog and a
horn...
What do a
pizza delivery man and a
gynecologis...
What is the difference
between a drug pusher
a...
Why did the condom
cross the
road?
Because it...
What does KFC and a woman have in
common?
Once ...
What did the egg say to the boiling
water?
"It ...
What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's
ba...
How did Dairy Queen get
pregnant?
Burger
King...
What's organic dental floss?
Pubic hair!...
What's long, hard, and has semen in it?
A
subma...
What's so bad about being a dick?
Your
closest ...
What are
the two greatest lies?
"The
check is...
What's the difference between a penis and a
bonu...
Why are electric trains like a
mother's
breast...
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"I
don...
What did Adam say to Eve?
Stand back, I
don't k...
What did the
hurricane say to the coconut
tree...
Why do men
masturbate?
It's sex with
someone ...
Why were men given larger brains
than
dogs?
S...
How many
men does it take to put the toilet
se...
How do you know you're leading a sad
life?
When...
Are birth
control pills deductible?
Only
if t...
What did one saggy boob say to the other
saggy...
Why don't bunnies make noise when they make
love...
What do you get when you cross an Owl
and a
Ro...
A father, mother, and son were going to Europe
...
One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor's
...
A Deaf mute walks into
pharmacy to buy
condoms...
A truck driver was pulled over
by a State
Troo...
A guy went out on the golf course took a
high-...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate
...
One day, little
Mikey comes home from
kinderga...
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked
...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the
hus...
An eighty year old couple decide to
try for
a ...
The kindergarten
class had a homework
assignme...
Two teenagers wander off to the bushes
during ...
A girl
brings a guy home one night. They get
i...
One day there were
two boys playing by a
strea...
A man walked into an appliance store and asked
...
Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet
arrives...
Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river
...
An American tourist went into
a restaurant
in ...
A couple just got married, and when the husband
...
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you
h...
On the first day
of college, the Dean
addresse...
The president got off the helicopter in
front ...
A man wakes up early one morning and
decides
t...
Three guys are
drinking in a bar when a
drunk ...
A man goes skydiving for the first time. After
...
One day a teacher was asking her class to use
ab...
A murderer,
imprisoned for life, broke free
af...
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar.
They
ta...
A salesman was testifying in
his divorce
proce...
Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the
to...
Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay
bott...
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair
w...
An old man and his
wife lived deep in the
hill...
As a hooker
was dressing, she turned to her
cu...
A little boy returning home from his first day
a...
Once upon a time, a guy was
sitting at a
bar. ...
The Smith's were proud of their family
tradition...
A woman checked in at the pearly gates and
ask...
Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek
th...
Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along
...
A husband and wife love to golf together, but
ne...
Two deaf
people get married. During the
first ...
Two old men were sat on a bench outside a
nursin...
My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a
...
An old man in a nursing home awoke one day
and
...
A knight and his
men returned to their
castle ...
While away at a convention, an
executive
happe...
During a funeral for a woman
who had
henpecked...
Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How
mu...
Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when
...
Little Johnny walks into school one day to find
...
"Ever
since we got married, my wife has
tried ...
Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were
havin...
A
man and woman are riding up in an
elevator.
...
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her
...
Scott finally got his
girlfriend into bed,
and...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said,
"I'v...
Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force
...
A guy is strolling along a sandy beach one day
w...
A market researcher called at a house and his
...
A retired
four-star general ran into his
forme...
A drunk gets
up from the bar and heads for
the...
A minister gave a talk to the
Lions Club on
se...
The night before her wedding, the
bride-to-be ...
A five year old boy and his grandfather are
si...
A
husband and wife are in bed watching "Who
Wa...
A couple was having some
trouble, so they
did ...
Two elderly Southern women are
sitting on
the ...
Two, old drunks in a bar. The first one says,
"Y...
Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing
...
Two postmen are on break having a cigarette.
W...
A 90 year man
finally gets to see a Dr. and
th...
A bus stops and this old lady gets off and
com...
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says,
"I'm ...
They now have an Italian airline that flies out
...
A big fat housewife is on her hands and
knees,...
An angry husband returned home one night to find
...
An old couple in an old folks home are having an
...
Retired gentlemen went to apply for social
secur...
In a nursing home, there is this old woman named
...
These two old men are in a nursing home.
They're...
There were
these three little old ladies
sitti...
A man walks into
a tattoo parlor and says he
w...
An elderly man visits his
doctor.
"Doctor, I ...
A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains,
...
A little
old lady shaking violently as she
wal...
This old lady was complaining to her friend
abou...
An elderly woman
decided to have her
portrait ...
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for
...
Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.
...
This woman goes into a dentist's office,
after...
A dentist friend of mine
had a T-shirt which
s...
Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more
brain
cell...
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering????
A:
Mo...
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS?
A: When they
ar...
Q: How do you get a
blonde pregnant?
A:
Come ...
Q: WHY DON`T
BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX?
A:
They d...
Q: How do you
know a blonde likes you?
A:
She...
Q: How do you get a blonde off of your
knees?
A...
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her
vi...
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
A: She pulls
dow...
Q:
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
A: When
they ...
Q: What is 61 to a blonde?
A: She wants 8
(ate...
Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in
com...
Q: What's the difference between a chorus line
o...
Q: What do blondes and
cow-pats have in
common...
Q: What do blondes do
after they comb their
ha...
Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp,
and
an...
Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A: A
wast...
Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than
h...
Q: How does the blond turn on the light after
sh...
Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A1:
(Acti...
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches
orgas...
Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and
PMS?
...
Q: What's the difference between a
counterfeit...
Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the
wo...
Q: What's the difference between
a blonde
and ...
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a
...
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a
...
Q: What does the Bermuda
Triangle and
blondes ...
Q: What did the blonde do
when she got her
per...
Q: What is
that insensitive bit at the base
of...
Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
A: You
never ...
Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A:
Bec...
Q: Why don't women have
men's
brains?
A: Beca...
Q: What do
electric trains and breasts have
in...
Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm
white...
Q: What do men and sperm
have in
common?
A:Th...
Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is
...
Q: Why are men like laxatives?
A: They
irritate...
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day,
Father's have
Fath...
Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis?
A:
So...
Q: How is a penis like
fishing?
A: The
small ...
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a
to...
Q: What is the difference between
medium and
r...
Q: Why do men find it
difficult to make eye
co...
Q: What is the difference between a hog
and
a ...
Men are like cement.
After getting laid, they
t...
Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a
...
Q: How do you find a blind man
in a nudist
col...
Q: How are women and rocks alike?
A: You
skip ...
Q: Did you hear about the new
blonde paint?
...
Q: Whats
the difference between a 90s woman
an...
Q: Whats the difference between erotic and
kinky...
Q: Why don't men fake orgasm?
A: Coz no man
wo...
Q: What are the
small bumps around a woman s
n...
Q: What does a 75-year-old woman
have
between ...
Q: Why do women have tits?
A: So men will
talk ...
Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up
...
Q: Whats the difference between
purple and
pin...
I love the lines men use to get us into bed.
"Pl...
You know
the worst thing about oral sex? The
v...
Women need a reason to have
sex. Men just
need...
If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no
...
Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when
...
Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture
...
Why is
sex like a game of bridge? -You
don't n...
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful,
...
I was making love to this girl and she started
...
What do hookers do on their night off:
type?...
A man went into a store to buy some condoms.
"Th...
Q: What is a four-letter
word that ends in
'k'...
Q:
What can you find in a man's pants that
is ...
Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts,
...
Q: What is it that
all men have one of;
it's l...
Did u know that a condom had a serial number?
No...
Q . what did the sign on the whore house
say?A...
This women had a magic morror from which
anyth...
Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN
...
A young woman goes to her doctor
complaining
t...
Did you ever
blow bubbles as as child? Yeh,
we...
Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to
wa...
Why did God create women?
To carry semen
from ...
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the
...
How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
P...
What is the definition of 'making love'?
Somet...
What should you do
if your girlfriend starts
s...
Whats the difference between oral sex
and
anal...
Whats the difference between premenstrual
tensio...
Why do
hunters make the best lovers?
Because...
How is a woman like a condom?
Both of them
spe...
Why
does a bride smile when she walks up the
a...
Whats the difference
between a bitch and a
who...
Whats the difference between your wife and your
...
Whats the definition of love,
true love, and
s...
Why is the space between a
woman's breasts
and...
A couple
decided that the only way to have a
q...
A male market researcher was calling on homes on
...
A truck driver was going down a steep incline
...
A woman
went to the doctor and complained
that...
Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his
...
Q: What
did the leper say to the
hooker?
A:...
Q. What do you call 1,000 heavily armed
lesbians...
Q: Why did the blonde make love in the
microwave...
Q: Why did the blonde have
a
hysterectomy?
...
Q: What's the ultimate
embarrassment for a
blo...
Q: Why
do blondes always drink with
straws?
...
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a
con...
Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was
ma...
Q: What do you call a blonde
that can suck a
g...
Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out
...
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and
...
Q: Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to
...
Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his
condom?...
Q: What do blonde's have against
condoms?
A...
Q: What does a blonde answer to the question
"Ar...
Q: What do you call a brunette and three
blond...
Q: Did you hear
about the conceited
blonde?
...
Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for
scre...
Q: Why
did the blonde give a blow job after
se...
Q: What is a
bellybutton for?
A: It
gives ...
Q. What
did the blonde's left leg say to
her r...
Q: What do you call a blonde with a
bag of
sug...
Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an
of...
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?
A: So
they kn...
Q: What did the blonde say
during a
porno?
...
Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe
sex?
A:...
Q: How does a horny guy spell
relief?
A: B-...
Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the
be...
Q: What do you call two blondes in a
canoe?
A...
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A: T...
Q: Why is a blonde like
Australia?
A:
They'...
Q: Why do blonde's
get confused in the
ladies ...
Q: What is 68 to a blonde?
A: Where she
goes ...
Q: What does a
screen door and a blonde have
i...
Q: What is the definition
of the perfect
woman...
Q:
How would a blonde punctuate the
following?...
Q: How does
a blonde interpret 6.9?
A: A 6...
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
...
Q: How can you tell who is a
blonde's
boyfrien...
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
an...
Q: What's
the difference between a blonde
and ...
Q: What's the difference
between Indiana
and a...
Q: What does a blonde say after multiple
orgasms...
Q: Why do saunas remind some people of
blonde's?...
Q: What's one thing everybody sees in
a
blonde...
Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and
...
Three blondes are
sitting on a park bench
eati...
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to
...
Male secretary : "Feel free to use my
dictapho...
A man comes home from work one night to catch
hi...
A guy
walked into the doctor's surgery for
an ...
A blonde is suffering from a
sore throat so
sh...
A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her
...
A man
got on a plane and sat next to a
blonde,...
This blonde and her boyfriend
were sitting
in ...
A lady walks
into the dentist's office,
takes ...
A
blonde arrived for her first golf lesson
and...
"Hello?" the blonde responded answering the
ph...
A blonde and a brunette were talking. The
brun...
Did you hear the one about the blonde who
thou...
The blonde was at
the blood bank and sold a
pi...
Question: What
do elephants use for
tampoons?
...
Question: What's the difference between sin and
...
Question: What's another name for pickled
bread?...
Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down
...
Question: What do you call a
gay
dinosaur?
An...
Question: What do you call a lesbian
dinosaur?
...
Question: What is the difference between a woman
...
Question: Why do men always give their penis a
n...
What have men and spray paint in common?
One
sq...
Why is food better than men?
Because you
don't ...
Q: What can a
goose do, a duck can't, and a
la...
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest
...
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A:
Giv...
Q:
What did the cannibal do after he dumped
hi...
Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and
...
Q: What's the difference
between a Catholic
wi...
Q: What's the difference between getting a
div...
Q: What's
the difference between a G-Spot
and ...
Q: What did the
elephant say to the naked
man?...
Q. What has
seventy-five balls and screws
old ...
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A.
Same t...
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife,
...
Q: How many perverts does it take to
put in
a ...
Q:
What did the Indian say to the white
woman ...
Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged?
A: Cowboys
like ...
Q: What's the definition
of a
teenager?
A: Go...
Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new
"St...
Q: What do you call a truckload
of
vibrators?
...
Q: What do you call kinky sex with
chocolate?
A...
Q: Define Transvestite:
A: A guy who likes to
e...
Q: Why is being in the
military like a blow
jo...
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in
common?...
Q: What do a coffin and a condom
have in
commo...
Q:
What are 3 two letter words that say
small?...
Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?
A: I
to...
Q: What
does pizza delivery man and a
gynecolo...
Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a
...
There are a
lot of folks that can't
understand...
Little Mary was not the best
student in
Sunday...
This guy
goes to the zoo one day. While
standi...
One day there was two boys playing
by a
stream...
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