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A librarian was quietly working when three
chick...
Q: What do you call a frog
with no hind
legs?
...
I'd like a new frog, please.
But you bought
on...
How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?
They
...
What do you call a rich frog ?
A golf blooded
...
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common
...
What jumps up and
down in front of a car ?
F...
What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ...
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ?
...
What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?
Hop in
...
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry
...
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy
...
When is a car like a frog ?
When it's becing
t...
Why do frogs have webbed feet ?
To stamp out
f...
What do you say if you meet a toad ?
Wart's
ne...
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?
A
f...
Why did the lizard go on a diet ?
It weighed
t...
Whats green and goes round and
round at 100
mi...
Whats green and goes round and round at 100
mi...
Why was the frog down in the mouth ?
He was un
...
How do frogs die ?
They kermit suidide !...
What's a frogs favourite flower ?
A croakus
!...
Whats a frogs favourite game ?
It's croak-et
!...
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?
...
What do you get if cross a science fiction film
...
What kind of shoes to frogs like ?
Open toad
s...
What do you call the English Toad Prize giving
...
Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?
T...
Why is a frog luckier
than a cat ?
Because a...
What do toads drink ?
Croaka-cola !...
What do frogs drink ?
Hot croako !...
Where do frogs keep their treasure ?
In a
croa...
What do you call a 100
year old frog ?
An
ol...
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?
...
What's a toads favourite sweet ?
Lollihops
!...
What do you call a frog spy ?
A croak and
dagg...
What do you call a girl with a frog in her
hai...
How did the toad die ?
He simply croaked !...
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?
Mors...
Whats the world weakest animal ?
A toad, he
cr...
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside
...
What happens if you eat a hot frog ?
You'll
cr...
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats
?
...
Where do you get frogs eggs ?
At the spawn
sho...
Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ?
Because ...
What do you call a rich frog?
A gold-blooded
r...
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's
sur...
Why did the toad become a
lighthouse keeper?
...
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's
new...
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?
They always
...
What do you get if you cross a frog with a
dec...
Q: How did the frog cross the
road when a
truc...
What does a
frog say when it washes car
window...
Q: Why are
frogs so happy?
A: They eat
whatev...
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
A: "Baroke,
b...
A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He
s...
Once upon a time, a
beautiful, independent,
se...
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