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How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a
li...
What did the papa ghost say
to the baby
ghost....
What do you call a ghost that stays out all
ni...
Why did the ghost go to the funfair.
He
wanted...
Why did the ghost work at
Scotland Yard?
He ...
What do you call the ghost who is a
child-rear...
Which ghost ate too much porridge?
Ghouldilock...
What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at
...
What is a ghost
boxer called?
A
phantomweigh...
What happened to the ghost who went to a party?
...
Did you hear about the ghost comedian?
He
was ...
Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to
fly...
Did you hear about the
ghost who enjoyed
doing...
A man was staying in a big old
house and in
th...
Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone ...
What are pupils at ghost schools called?
Ghoul...
What do you get is you cross a ghost with a
pa...
What do you call a ghost who only
haunts the
T...
Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated
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What did one
ghost say to another?
I'm
sorry...
What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?
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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?
...
What do young ghosts write their homework in?
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A butler came running into his important
master'...
Ghost: Are you coming to my party?
Spook:
Wher...
Which ghost ate too much porridge?
Ghouldilock...
Did you hear about the sick ghost?
He had
oooo...
How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly
flat? ...
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty
b...
What is a ghost's favorite Wild West
town?
To...
When do ghosts play tricks on each other?
On
A...
Why don't ghosts make good magicians.
You
can ...
What sort of violin does a
ghost play?
A
dre...
Which day of the week do ghosts like best?
Moa...
Why were the ghosts wet and tired?
They had
ju...
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for
...
One night, after closing time a
barman is
sitt...
Q: How do ghosts fly from
one place to
another...
Q: What directions did the
ghost give the
gobl...
What do
ghosts say when a girl footballer is
s...
This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't
thi...
Where would you take a ghost for lunch?
Pizza ...
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
That...
Student l: "Did
you know that ghosts are
prote...
What do you call a
ghost at midnight?
A
shee...
What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
A
boo...
How did the bootician style the ghost's hair?
...
Why is a ghost like an empty house?
Because
th...
What Central American country has the
most
spo...
Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
...
What European capital has the most ghosts?
Boo...
What is the first thing ghosts do when they get
...
What did the mother ghost tell
the kid ghost
w...
How can you tell if a ghost is
about to
faint?...
Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always
runnin...
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A
d...
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boo !
Boo
who ?
Ju...
What do ghosts watch if they want to
relax?
Ske...
What's a ghosts favorite ride at the
carnival?
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What do you call a ghost with a broken
leg?
Hob...
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a
gh...
Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
At a
gh...
What do ghosts like about riding horses?
Ghoul...
When do ghosts usually appear?
Just before
some...
What do you call a ghost in a torn
sheet?
A h...
What did the little ghost give his mom for
Mot...
Where do baby ghosts go during the
day?
Dayscar...
What's the first thing ghosts do when they get
i...
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