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A man enters a barber shop for a shave.
While ...
A man and a little boy entered a
barbershop
to...
A man was getting a haircut prior to a
trip to R...
A little girl climbed
into her
grandfather's l...
Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg
gets i...
Your so bald, I can see what your
thinking....
The Sunday
School teacher asked if
any of the ...
After accepting an
invitation to
dance with a ...
YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU
WHERE A
TURTLENECK ...
a guy was teased everywhere of his
totally not...
Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you
for a gre...
I had a dream you were a tire last
night. I woke...
Your so bald your bald...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat
on the...
First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch
and did...
What do you call
an English teacher,
five feet...
Look at that bald man over there.
It's the fir...
America's
oldest lady was 115 years
old today,...
What's your dad getting for Christmas?
Bald an...
Doctor, doctor, can you give me
something for ...
Why do bald-headed men never use
keys?
Because ...
Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they...
A man sitting in a barber's
chair
noticed that...
How much for a haircut?
Barber:
Fifteen dollar...
What's a barber's favourite kind of
holiday?
C...
Why does a barber never shave a man with
a
woo...
Barber: Your hair is getting grey,
Sir.
Custo...
Barber: And how
old are you, little
man?
Fre...
My barber is a specialist in road map
shaves. ...
Barber: Were
you wearing a red scarf
when you ...
Doctor, Doctor my
hair keeps falling
out, can ...
Why did the bald man go outside ?
To
get some f...
When can you dive in a swimming pool and
not
g...
Janet came home from school and asked
her moth...
Teacher: I see
you don't cut your
hair any lon...
Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair
all down ...
Is that your face or are you
wearing
your hair...
What do you get if you cross a
hairdresser wit...
Customer: Couldn't you see I was going
bald?
...
Customer: Why did
you take off so
much hair?
...
Customer: Why doesn't my
hairline
look good?
...
Customer: Why is my hairline
receding?
Barber...
Karen: Have you noticed
that Daddy
is getting ...
Who never gets his hair wet in the
shower? A b...
What do you call a high-priced barber
shop?
A c...
For what person do all men take off
their hats?
...
If the Pilgrims came over on the
Mayflower, how ...
How can you avoid falling hair?
Get
out of the ...
Why was the lady's hair
angry?
Because she was ...
Why did the bald man put a rabbit
on
his head?...
What should you buy if your
hair
falls out ?
...
What kind of hair do oceans have
?
Wavy !...
I want a hair cut please.
Certainly,
which one...
What do you call a pen with no hair
?
A bald po...
What do you call a policeman with blonde
hair ?
...
What do you get if you cross a wireless
with a
...
What do you get if you cross a
hairdresser and a...
How does a barber make phone calls?
He cuts th...
What side of a monster has more hair
?
The outs...
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barber
!
Barber who...
Why do polo bears like bald men ?
Because they...
What do you call a
proton with big
hair?
A '...
A guy admired the hair of three girls.
He walked...
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their
hair?
...
A woman was cutting her husband's
thinning hai...
A guy walks in to the
Barbershop.
Barber says,...
There are three ways a
man wears his
hair - pa...
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