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"Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the
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A stallion and a mare where due to get married,
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As horses say to one another.
Any friend of
you...
Did you find my horse well
behaved?
Indeed, w...
Did you
hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
It
got...
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He
w...
Did you hear about the depressed horse?
He
told...
Did you hear about the horse that has made a
d...
Did you hear about
the horse with the
negative...
Did you hear about the Irishman who
couldn't t...
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but
...
Did you hear about
the man who named his
horse...
Did you hear about the man who
received a
tip ...
Did you hear about the man
with five keen
sens...
Did you hear about the overweight
man who
took...
Did you hear about the race horse that was so
...
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Horse:
Sure!
Gi...
Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse
Trek"
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How did the instructor try to make horse riding
...
How do jockeys determine which
racehorses
are ...
How do you go about hiring a horse?
Try two
pai...
How do you hire a horse?
Put a brick under
each...
How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots
of ...
How do you make a small fortune out of
horses?
...
How much money did the bronco have?
Only a
buck...
What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a
...
What did the city worker say after his first
eve...
What did the
horse say to whinnie the pooh
whi...
What did the wife say to the
undertaker when
h...
What disease do horses fear most?
Hay
Fever!...
What do you call a horse that plays the
violin?
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What do you call a horse that's been all around
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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian
blinds...
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A
h...
What do you call the horse than lives next
door?...
What do you give a sick horse?
Cough
stirrup....
What does ever horse and rider do at the same
ti...
What does it mean if you find a horse
shoe?
Som...
What equine likes to cut in line?
A
sawhorse!...
What goes "Clip"?
A one legged horse!...
What goes into the mouth of a quarter
horse?
Tw...
What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he
saw...
What happened to the horse that swallowed a
doll...
What happened to the man who owned a riding
acad...
What has four legs and see just as well from
e...
What is a horse's favourite sport?
Stable
tenni...
What is a horses favourite kind of party?
A
st...
What is a horses favourite TV show?
Neeeebours...
What is a jockey's motto?
Put your money
where ...
What is a thespian pony?
A little horse
play!...
What is horse sense?
Stable thinking and the
ab...
What is the best type of
story to tell a
runaw...
What is the difference between a horse and a
duc...
What is the strongest
animal?
A
racehorse, be...
What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of
...
What person strives to ensure safety for
horses?...
What's another name for an assistant stable
clea...
What's as big as a horse, but weighs
nothing?
A...
What's black and white and turns
cartwheels?
A ...
What's the hardest thing about learning to ride
...
When does a horse neigh?
Whinny wants to!...
Where did the Knights of the Round Table park
th...
Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the
brid...
Where do you take a sick horse?
To the
Horspita...
Which route should you take through the woods
...
Who did the breeder call when his horse was
po...
Why are chorus girls like barge horses?
They
ha...
Why are clouds like jockeys?
Because they
hold ...
Why did the artist put on a show of
horse
pain...
Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
He
tho...
Why did the farmer call his
horse
Baseball?
B...
Why did the horse go behind the
tree?
To
chan...
Why did the horse miss the joust?
He had the
kn...
Why did the horse stir his cereal with his
hoo...
Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large
l...
Why did the man call his horse
Fleabag?
Because...
Why is a racehorse like a letter?
They both
beg...
Why is an egg like a young horse?
Because it
ca...
Why is Dick Clark a
favourite star with
horses...
Why is horse racing so romantic?
Because the
ho...
Why is it difficult to
identify horses from
th...
Why is manna from heaven like
horse
hay?
Both...
Why is the old, decrepit horse named
Flattery?...
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
He
was ...
You said it was a great horse and it is.
It
too...
You said this horse could
jump as high as a
te...
What kind of horse can swim underwater
without...
What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?
A...
A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and
...
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
...
A man has a racehorse, never won a
race. Man
i...
Why was the horse all charged up?
It ate some
h...
Why was the horseman fired from his job of
sad...
Why was the man sued by his
horse?
For
palomi...
Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
Because
b...
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry
Ice?
H...
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