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Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on
the ro...
Two men were digging a ditch on a very
hot
day...
I saw a pen in a
store the other
day. I picked...
Did you hear
about the hillbilly who
went into...
She's so stupid she thinks a shoplifter
is a ver...
Fred: Do you think I'm a fool?
Harry: No. But ...
Did
you hear about the fool who
keeps going ro...
A man went into a pet shop to buy a
parrot. He w...
How does an idiot call for his dog?
He puts tw...
Did you hear
about the idiot who
made his chic...
Did you hear about the village idiot
buying bi...
I can't understand the critics
saying that onl...
What do you get when you cross an idiot
with a w...
Why did the idiot plant nickels in his
garden?
...
Two men were knocking in nails to
the sides of...
What did the stupid ghost do?
He
used to climb...
What do you call a stupid skeleton?
Bonehead....
Did you hear about the stupid wizard?
He could...
Did you hear about
the stupid
woodworm?
He w...
What do stupid kids do at Halloween?
They carv...
A stupid glazier was examining a broken
window...
My friend is so stupid that he
thinks twice be...
Did you hear about the stupid
photographer?
H...
I don't know
what it is that makes
you stupid ...
My
friend is so stupid he thinks
that an autog...
An idiotic laborer was told by an
equally idio...
A stupid man was
struggling out of
his house w...
An Irishman saw a notice outside a
police statio...
Did you hear about the idiot
who
invented the ...
What do you call an alien
starship
that drips ...
Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in
the whole...
How do you confuse an idiot?
Give
him two spad...
A man in a swimming
pool was on the
very top d...
Did you hear
about the stupid
water-polo playe...
Fred: Did you hear about the Irish
window
clea...
Q: How many idiots who ask stupid
questions do...
Housekeeper: Professor, there's a bill
collect...
"Say, your house is
burning."
"That's okay. I g...
Loomis: Does your dog have a license?
Fenton: He...
Did you hear about the dumb father who
got up an...
Personnel Director: What would you do
if you b...
Did you hear
about the dimwit who
was so dumb ...
"Can you read Chinese?" "Yes, but only
when it's...
Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look!
Folsom: You c...
Did you hear about the rookie Rhode
Island cop w...
Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid?
Jessie...
Holton
sat down in a Green Bay
restaurant and ...
Did you hear about the dimwit who went
to visit ...
What has
eight legs and an IQ of
forty? Four g...
Young Bradley arrived at his date's
house wearin...
Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to
complain ...
Guidry called in Plotke, the painter,
for an e...
Delmer: How'd you like the play last
night over ...
Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison
electrical repai...
Duayne met Patricia Ann from Birmingham
at a Tus...
Rigby drove into the city with his girl
to cat...
Tyfus applied for a job in a factory.
The co...
Chaffee
could talk on any subject
whether he k...
Wyatt, Milford and Calhoun were
standing one o...
Shingles were loose on Pennock's roof,
and
he ...
An army sergeant told Private Perkins
to go to...
Henderson bought a new
car and,
after he left ...
Did you hear about the dumb
father
who returne...
Did you hear about the
Iranian
terrorist who s...
The Albanian planted lightbulbs in
his garden....
Why are Canadians given only a half
hour for l...
Did you hear about the guy
from
Newfoundland w...
And then there was the Newfie who was
found de...
Did you hear about the Finn who
spent a fortun...
Why does the Philippines ban rectal
thermometers...
Did you hear about the Mexican
bricklayer who ...
Did
you hear about the Puerto Rican
secretary ...
Then there was the Puerto
Rican
surgeon who ma...
Why did Rudolfo salute the box of
Cornflakes in ...
How does a Russian Aeroflot
pilot
navigate? By...
Carmella and Mario were out on their
first dat...
Iraq has just ordered two
thousand
septic tank...
Why can't the Philippines field an ice
hockey te...
How do Filipinos count money?
One-a, two-a, th...
What do Filipinos call
Canada?
Upper U.S....
Did you hear about the Irishman who
tried to s...
Doctor: That deafness cure help your
brother?
...
"What did Shawn
like most about his
trip to Pa...
Did you hear about the
Baton Rouge
bride who c...
Did you hear about the Georgia
accountant who ...
Did you hear about the Omaha mother who
got ti...
"How come you're only
watering
half your lawn?...
Did you
hear about the Texan who
moved to Okla...
Did you hear about the Montana moron
who went lo...
Did you hear about the Murfreesboro
muddlebrai...
How do Alaska CB radio operators say
"10-4"?
...
Treadwell walked into a Biloxi
stationery store ...
Did you hear about
the Brooklyn
bubblebrain wh...
The teacher asked a Louisiana teenager
to count ...
Kowalski and Janzek left Hamtramack and
went out...
Did you hear about the hillbilly who
asked his...
Four Independence boys, Pugh, Sumter,
Kilby and ...
Titus was on a
Knoxville elevator
with several...
Did you hear about the idiot who
planted Cheer...
Did you hear about the Oklahoma
idiot who marr...
Slim walked into his local post office
and not...
Did you hear about the idiot who filled
out an e...
Why did the idiot drive his pickup
truck over th...
"Why do rednecks act like
such
morons?'' "Who ...
Jett was trying to
light a match.
He struck th...
IRS Agent: What's all this? Bracken:
Well, you...
Melburn was strolling along downtown
Natchez wit...
When a small Montana village decided to
buy a ne...
Zack and Tybe, two
Alabama farm
boys, bought t...
Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in
a rowboat...
Izzard went into a Baltimore bank to
cash his ...
The July temperature in
Joplin
climbed over th...
Kennen was having a drink in a saloon
when his n...
During a break on a North Dakota office
buildi...
Police in Oakland, California spent two
hours ...
I live in a semi-rural area. We
recently had a...
My neighbor works in the operations
department i...
I
was sitting in my science class,
when the te...
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell
and
orde...
Police in
Radnor, Pennsylvania,
interrogated a...
Jim sees his neighbor out back building
a bunk...
Swedish
business consultant Ulf af
Trolle labo...
According to the
Knight-Ridder News
Service, t...
He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is
someone who...
Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle
neck sweate...
A boy went into the local department
store whe...
My friend is so silly that he spent two
weeks in...
Sister: Why are you putting
the
saddle on back...
A guy walking down a street one
afternoon passes...
Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away
?
Bec...
Did you hear about the stupid
Kamikaze pilot ?...
Why did the idiot have his sundial
floodlit ?
S...
How do you keep an imbecile
happy
all his life...
Why did the Aggie call 911 in the
car wash?
...
An Illinois man pretending to have a
gun kidna...
A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia
receive...
A student in Belle, West Virginia
was suspende...
Fire
investigators on Maui have
determined the...
After interviewing a particularly
short-spoken
...
Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish
people that...
Q: Have you heard about the Irish
abortion
cli...
Two newfies walked into a pet
store. The first...
QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take
his bedro...
What did the idiot do to the flea in
his ear?
...
One idiot said to the other, "You
know, there ...
There were two guys working for the
city. One ...
An idiot decided to start a chicken
farm, so h...
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