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What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a
cold...
What is a bee's favourite classical music
comp...
What does a queen bee do when she burps
?
Issue...
Where would you put an injured insect ?
In an
a...
What do bees do if they want to use public
tra...
What do you call a bee who's had a spell put
o...
Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to
work?
A...
What has four wheels and flies ?
A rubbish
bin ...
What lives in gum trees ?
Stick insects !...
What is the biggest ant in the world ?
An
eleph...
What's a bee-line ?
The shortest distance
betwe...
First Caribou: What do
you call a bee that
can...
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea
whe...
What happened to the man who turned into an
inse...
What do you get when you cross a bell with a
b...
One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she
as...
What is the difference
between an elephant
and...
What
did the bee say to the naughty bee
?
Bee...
Who writes books for little bees ?
Bee-trix
Pot...
Why did the bee started talking poetry ?
He
was...
What's more dangerous than being with a fool
?
...
What's black, yellow and covered in
blackberri...
How does a queen bee get around her hive
?
She'...
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor
cycl...
First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up
trash?
Se...
How do we know that insects are so clever
?
Bec...
Can bees fly in
the rain ?
Not without
their ...
What buzzes, is black and
yellow and goes
alon...
Why do bees hum ?
Because they've forgotten
the...
What kind of bees hum and drop
things
?
A fum...
What did the bee say to the flower ?
Hello
hone...
What's a bees favourite flower ?
A
bee-gonias !...
What did the confused bee say ?
To bee or
not t...
What is black and yellow and buzzes along at
3...
What are the cleverest bees ?
Spelling bees
!...
What bee is good for your health ?
Vitamin
bee ...
What goes zzub, zzub ?
A bee flying
backwards !...
Why do bees buzz ?
Because they can't
whistle !...
What kind of bee can't be understood ?
A
mumble...
What does a bee get at McDonalds ?
A
humburger ...
Who is a bee's favourite painter ?
Pablo
Beecas...
What did the spider say to the bee ?
Your
honey...
What is a baby bee ?
A little humbug !...
What is the bees favourite film ?
The Sting
!...
Who is the bees favourite singer ?
Sting
!...
Who is the bees favourite pop group ?
The
bee g...
What did the bee to the other bee in summer
?
S...
Where do bees keep their money ?
In a honey
box...
What TV station do bees watch ?
Bee bee c
one!...
What's a bees favourite novel ?
The Great
Gats-...
What do you get if you cross a bee with a door
...
How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?
A
hu...
What does the bee Santa Claus say ?
Ho hum
hum ...
Why did the bees go on strike ?
Because they
wa...
Why do
bees have sticky hair ?
Beacuse
of the...
Where do bees go on holiday ?
Stingapore
!...
What do bees chew ?
Bumble gum !...
Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other
...
What does a bee say before it
stings you
?
Th...
What kind of
bee can keep an aeroplane dry
?
...
What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a
fl...
How do you start an insect race ?
One, two,
fle...
What is the difference between a flea and a
wolf...
What to
you call a Russian flea ?
A
Moscow-it...
How do you find where a flea has bitten you
?
S...
Who rode a dog and was a confederate general
d...
Two fleas where running across the top of a
cere...
What did one flea say
to the other after a
nig...
What is a flea's favourite book ?
The
itch-hike...
What is the most faithful
insect ?
A
flea, on...
What insect runs away from everything ?
A
flee ...
What is the difference between a flea bitten
dog...
How to fleas
travel ?
Itch hiking !...
Why did the firefly keep stealing things
?
What...
Which fly makes films ?
Stephen Speilbug
!...
What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ?
A
firefly w...
Why did the fly fly ?...
Why were the
flies playing football in
saucer ...
How do fireflies start a race ?
Ready steady
gl...
If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you
...
What did one firefly say to the other ?
Got
to ...
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger
wit...
What has antlers and sucks blood ?
A
moose-quit...
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?
To
imp...
What is a mosquito's favourite sport
?
Skin-div...
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito
?
...
What is the difference between a
mosquito
and ...
What is the most religious insect
?
A
mosque-...
What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ?
A
mor...
Why are mosquitos religious ?
They prey on
you ...
What do insects learn at school ?
Mothmatics
!...
How do you make a butterfly ?
Flick it out
of t...
What insect lives on
nothing ?
A moth,
becaus...
What do you get if you cross a firefly
and
a m...
How do stones
stop moths eating your
clothes ?...
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet
?
...
What's the biggest moth in the
world
?
A mamm...
Why was the moth so unpopular ?
He kept
picking...
What do you call a grasshopper
with no legs
?
...
What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?
A
cent...
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect
...
What is worse than an
alligator with
toothache...
What has 50 legs but cant walk ?
Half a
centipe...
Why was the centipede late ?
Because he was
pla...
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a
c...
What did one centipede say to the other
centip...
What pillar doesn't need holding up ?
A
caterpi...
What does a cat go to sleep on ?
A
caterpillow ...
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day
?
T...
What is the definition of a caterpillar ?
A
wor...
Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?
Because
the...
What kind of
wig can hear ?
An earwig
!...
What did the earwig say as it fell down the
stai...
What did the maggot say to his friend when he
go...
Why didn't the two worms get on
Noah's
Ark in ...
How can you tell which end of a worm is which
?
...
How do you make a
glow worm happy ?
Cut
off h...
What's a glow worms
favourite song
?
Wake me ...
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her
chi...
What do you get if you
cross a glow worm
with ...
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young
...
What did the maggot say to another ?
What's
a n...
What did
the woodworm say to the chair
?
It's...
How can you tell if you are looking at
a
polic...
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag
?
...
What did the worm say to the other when he was
...
What do you get if you cross a worm
and an
ele...
What makes a glow worm glow ?
A light meal
!...
Why do worms taste like chewing gum
?
Because t...
What is life like for a wood worm ?
Boring
!...
What did the spider say when he broke his new
...
What happened when the chef found a daddy long
l...
What do you get if you cross a
tarantula
with ...
Why did the spider
buy a car ?
So he
could ta...
What does a spider do when he
gets angry
?
He...
Why are spiders good swimmers ?
They have
webbe...
What is red and dangerous ?
Strawberry and
tara...
What did the spider say to the fly ?
We're
gett...
How do
you spot a modern spider ?
He
doesn't ...
What are spiders webs good
for ?
Spiders
!...
What do you call a big irish spider ?
Paddy
lon...
What is a spiders favourite TV show ?
The
newly...
What do you get if you cross a spider and an
e...
What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?
A
sp...
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as
...
What kind of doctors are like spiders ?
Spin
do...
Why are spiders like tops ?
They are always
spi...
What did the wife spider say to her
husband
wh...
QUESTION: What do you get from a bee
that
has ...
What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs?
Ath-fl...
How to fleas travel ?
Itch hiking !...
What is the difference between a flea bitten
dog...
First Caribou:
What well-known cartoon
charact...
Boy: What's the biggest ant in the
world?
Gi...
What do you call an ant with
frog's legs?
An...
Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because
they're ...
What do you call a scruffy,
lazy ant?
Decada...
What do you call a stupid ant?
Antwerp....
What are ants called when they run away very
fas...
Where do you take a sick wasp?
To
waspital....
What is the wasps' favorite song?
Just a
Spoon...
Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder
what ...
How do fireflies start
a race?
Ready,
steady...
What do you get if you cross a moth with a
fir...
If a flea and a
fly pass each other what
time ...
A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a
sal...
How do you make a moth bawl?
Hit him with a
fl...
What insect lives on nothing?
A moth,
because ...
Which fly captured the ladybird?
The
dragon-fl...
Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?
...
What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?
A b...
Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one
mos...
Why are mosquitoes annoying?
Because they
get ...
What did one mosquito say to
another when
they...
Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw
...
A mother moth was telling her baby moth off
sa...
How can you make a moth ball ?
Hit it with
a f...
Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he
stepp...
How do fireflies lose weight?
They burn
calori...
One ant was running across an unopened box of
...
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