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What kind of doctor fixes broken
websites?
A ...
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers
does ...
What's O. J. Simpson's Internet
address?
S...
Can you show me how to
use the
Internet?
I'd ...
Do you want some help using the Internet,
son?
...
Does your mum like shopping on the
Internet?
No...
How do you
find white shirts on the
Internet?
...
How does the vicar explore the
Internet?
With t...
I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on
t...
I hope you're not one of those
pupils
who spen...
I never thought that the Internet was very
use...
I
see you've got your bill for using the
Inter...
I use the internet
to tell me what the
weather...
Since you've discovered the Internet, you
don't ...
So what exactly can I learn on the
Internet?
An...
Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet
if...
Teacher: What are the four
elements?
Pupil: Fir...
What do you call someone who spends 24 hours
a d...
Where does
the Internet football team
play?
W...
Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the
Internet?
...
Why do you think your report should be on the
...
You're a big Internet fan aren't
you?
Yes - i...
You're a big internet fan, arn't
you?
Yes, I re...
Teacher: Why are you pushing
garlic into
the c...
Where's Spiderman's home page?
On the
world wid...
Why did the mummy stop using the
Internet?
He w...
Why do beavers spend a
fortune on the
Internet...
Why was the skeleton using the
Internet?
To bon...
What's the best city to search the
World
Wide ...
Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the
Int...
Who is the oldest singer on the
Internet?
Click...
Who writes hit musicals on the
Internet?
Andrew...
What did you say to the policeman who spent
ei...
What do you get if you cross a giant ship
with t...
What do you get if you cross the Internet
with a...
What do you put in a www.ashing
machine?
Net cu...
What grows on the World Wide Web and
stings?
In...
What did the parrot say when he was using the
In...
What did the sausage say when it
couldn't log ...
Did you know pillows
have their own
website?
...
Did you like www.flower.com?
Not at
first....bu...
How did the flea learn to use the
internet?
H...
Have you got the address of the butter
website...
I can't find a shark website....
That's
cos you...
If doors
have a website shouldn't
windows have...
Our website should have more colour, more
game...
What did the hypnotist say when
he got
his own...
What did the maths homework website say to
the
...
What did you think of our website?
A
little bit...
What do builders use to make
websites?
Com.cret...
Where is Pinocchio's website?
On the
splinterne...
Who has the best website in the
jungle?
The Onl...
Who runs the 100 acre wood
website?
www.innie t...
Who started the campfire website?
Some
bright s...
Why do you keep going back to that fishing
web...
You need to log on to the window repair
websit...
I spent the whole evening
knotsurfing!
Don't yo...
How do nuns surf the web? On the
Hymnternet....
How are you getting on
with the
Internet?
Sur...
My dog likes to sit down each evening and
surf t...
Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting
ro...
What happened when the schoool bully went
netsur...
What surfs the
Internet and goes, 'Choo,
Choo'...
What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the
Net...
Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road
sur...
Who surfs the Net by pecking at the
keyboard?
w...
Why are elephants no good at Net
surfing?
Becau...
Does your dog know how how to
surf the
interne...
Why are frogs no good at
websurfing?
Computers ...
Why couldn't the baby camel
surf the
Internet?...
Why was Cinderella able to surf the
web?
Becaus...
Do you enjoy websurfing?
No way! my mum
warned ...
Do you like
surfing the net?
Oh yes,
I've rea...
How do heavy
metal bands surf the
web?
On the...
Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com?
No,
I'll ket...
Have you seen www.topsecret.com?
If I
have, I'm...
Have you seen
www.usedmatch.com?
Yes,
but I d...
Have you seen www.veryangry.com?
No, AND
STOP A...
Have you seen www.yawn.com?
Yes, but I'm
a bit ...
Have you heard that there's a new
mountain web...
Have you seen www.hook.com?
Yes, it's
already c...
Have you seen www.indecisive.com?
Yes and
no....
Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com?
Yes, but
I fo...
Have you seen
www.needleinahaystack.com?
Yes,...
Have you seen www.pitchdark.com?
Yes, but
I rea...
Have you seen www.quasimodo.com?
I'm not
sure, ...
Have you seen
www.quicksand.com?
Yes,
but it ...
Have you seen
www.shelterfromtherain.com?
Yes...
Have you seen
www.smallearthquake.com?
Yes, i...
Have you seen www.square.com?
No, I
haven't got...
Have you seen www.amnesia.com?
Sorry, I
just ca...
Have you seen www.apathy.com?
No, and
quite hon...
Have you seen
www.blottingpaper.com?
Yes, I f...
Have you seen www.boomerang .com?
Yes, I
return...
Have you seen
www.brokenglass.com?
Yes, but i...
Have you seen www.busfull.com?
No, I'm
afraid t...
Have you seen www.dustbin.com?
Yes, but
it's a ...
Have you seen www.stickytape.com?
Yes, I
can't ...
Have you seen www.tame.com?
Yes, but I'm
not wi...
What do you call an alien surfing
the
Internet...
What sits in the middle of the world wide web
...
PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball
straigh...
What do you get if you type
www.abcdefghijklmn...
Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the
Inte...
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet
on ...
Do you like web jokes?
Yes - they're
e-larious!...
How do you fix a broken website?
With
stick e-t...
How do you make rude noises on the
Internet?
Wi...
What did Darth Vader say to the
Internet?
May t...
What do you call a fire at the Internet
cafe?
...
What do you call a ghost on the
Internet?
e-eri...
What do you call an Internet mystery?
An
e-nigm...
What do you get if you cross an elephant with
th...
What goes round the middle of
the
Internet?
T...
What has long ears, hops and likes
websurfing?
...
Which of the seven dwarfs use the
Internet?
Hap...
Who is the most popular
wizard on the
Internet...
Who looks after the EuroDisney
website?
Mick e-...
Who writes all his plays on the
Internet?
Will-...
Who's the chief of the
internet?
E-ronimo!...
What do internet football fans sing?
E we
go E ...
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