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Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on
couc...
A
psychiatrist was conducting a group
therapy ...
A young woman
took her troubles to a
psychiatr...
A psychologist is at
a party talking
with a sm...
What is the difference between a
psychiatrist an...
What's the difference between a
psychologist a...
Psychiatrist to his nurse:
"Just say
we're ver...
A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He
says, "I...
Why is psychoanalysis
a lot quicker
for a man ...
A psychologist returned from a confrence
in Aspe...
Two psychologists meet at their
twentieth coll...
Patient: Doctor, my
wife thinks I'm
crazy beca...
When the new patient was settled
comfortably on ...
In a psychiatrist's waiting room two
patients ...
A man who thinks he's George Washington
has been...
Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for
four y...
One behaviorist to another after
lovemaking:
...
How do
you tell the difference
between the sta...
Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a
wheelbarr...
Doctor, doctor, nobody understands
me.
What d...
Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I
say.
...
Doctor, doctor,
people keep telling
me I'm ugl...
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
spoon.
...
Doctor, doctor, I'm
manic-depressive.
Calm down...
Doctor, doctor, I keep
trying to get
into figh...
Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate,
one minut...
Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!
No
problem. Ho...
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small
bucket.
Y...
Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59
seconds
to li...
Doctor, I have a ringing in my
ears.
Don't answ...
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm
under s...
Doctor, Doctor,
I think I'm a
bridge.
What's...
How many psychologists does
it take
to change ...
How many
psychologists does it take
to change ...
How many psychologists does it
take
to change ...
How many psychiatrists does it take to
change ...
How many psychiatrists does it take to
change a ...
How many psychiatrists
does it take
to change ...
How many psychoanalysts does it take to
change a...
What do Psychologists say to each
other when t...
The head doctors in an insane asylum had
a mee...
When they arrived at the therapist's
office, the...
Patient: I'm really depressed.
Therapist: I se...
One out of every four people is
suffering from s...
"Great news,
Mr. Oscarson," the
psychiatrist r...
Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that
people...
Three patients at a psychiatric clinic
are up fo...
How many
Borderline P.D. does to
take to chang...
How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does
to take ...
How
many Passive Aggressive P.D.
does to take ...
How many Dependent P.D. does to take to
change...
How many Histrionic
P.D. does to
take to chang...
Two psychiatrists were walking down a
hall.
O...
Three
patients in a mental
institution prepare...
The
mother of a problem child was
advised by a...
After hearing that one of the patients
in a me...
A man is strolling past the mental
hospital and ...
Mary was having a tough day
and had
stretched ...
My therapist told me the way to achieve
true i...
A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I
keep
hav...
A doctor of psychology was doing his
normal mo...
A group of
psychiatrists were
attending a conv...
The
aspiring psychiatrists were
attending thei...
A man
walked into a therapist's
office looking...
The
psychology instructor had just
finished a ...
A guy had been feeling down for so long
that h...
Why did the witch go to the
psychiatrist?
Beca...
Psychiatrist: Well, what's
your
problem?
Pat...
What
happens if you tell a
psychiatrist you ar...
"The trouble is," said the entertainer
to
the ...
Fred: "Why are you so upset?"
Harry:
"My wife ...
Patient: Why did you
charge me a
group rate?
...
Did you hear about
the auto mechanic
who went ...
A woman entered a psychiatrist's
consulting room...
Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm
going
crazy. I h...
What do you know when you see three
rabbits wa...
Why is a psychiatrist like a
squirrel?
Becaus...
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