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The Boston taxi driver backed into the
stationar...
Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to
avo...
A policeman pulls a man over
for speeding
and ...
A
local policeman had just finished his
shift ...
A new man
is brought into Prison Cell 102.
...
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to
s...
The local sheriff was looking
for a deputy,
so...
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down
...
A police car pulls up in front of grandma
Bessie...
Juggler, driving to his next
performance,
was ...
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her
lice...
A police officer attempts to stop a car for
spee...
A rookie police officer was out for his first
ri...
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The
FB...
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a
ma...
A police officer pulls over this guy who had
b...
A man went to the Police
Station wishing to
sp...
Traffic was backed up for miles, the police
were...
"When I saw you driving down the
road, I
guess...
A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a
poli...
A cop pulls a car over on the highway for
spee...
Warning to shoplifters: Anyone
caught
shoplift...
A man was
caught for speeding and went
before ...
Two robbers were
robbing a hotel. The first
on...
A client of a hospital where they made brain
tra...
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway,
fee...
A
squad car driver was covering a quiet
beat o...
A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and
...
Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a
field...
A lady was
filling her tank at a gas
station, ...
John was driving when a policeman pulled him
o...
A traffic Policeman recently
stopped a
woman f...
This guy walked into a little corner store
wit...
One day there was a woman who lost her cat
named...
A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting
a...
Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced
wi...
There was an inebriated driver who was
pulled ...
At recent trade talks the American
representativ...
Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he
went...
The cop got out of his car
and the kid,
that w...
A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated
Iri...
Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia
wh...
The Judge said to the defendant.
"I thought
I ...
A truck driver was driving along
on the
freewa...
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car
speed...
This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a
...
A farmer who's been involved
in a terrible
roa...
A policeman had a
perfect spot to watch for
sp...
A defense attorney was
cross-examining a
polic...
A
farmer and his pig were driving down the
roa...
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to
...
The drunken wino was stumbling down the street
w...
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when
sudden...
A middle aged woman was driving through a
scho...
A blonde
was visiting Washington, DC for
the f...
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding
a...
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who
were...
The policeman arrived at
the scene of an
accid...
A young man was walking into town one day when
a...
The phone rings at
FBI
headquarters.
"Hello...
Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a
Cama...
Police officer: Excuse me, but your
dog has
be...
A deputy
police officer responded to a
report ...
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked
t...
The man was in no shape to drive, so
he
wisely...
An elderly woman had just returned to her home
...
While driving down the
road the motorist
saw a...
A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two
la...
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde
were
robbi...
One Day
Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were
driv...
A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several
we...
A police officer pulls a guy
over for
speeding...
My
horoscope read, "You're going places
and yo...
Polceman:
"I'm afraid that I'm going to
have t...
Recently, a distraught wife went to the local
po...
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.
Cop: "Si...
Q: What problems would
you face if you were
ar...
Q: Why would it be
difficult to be a police
of...
- Santa Claus, one
smart and one stupid
police...
On a narrow mountain's road a man saw a police
c...
HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies
ch...
I went to
the store the other day. I was
only ...
When Mike got arrested, they told him,
"Anything...
While the pope was
visiting the USA, he
told t...
A man pulls up to the curb and asks the
policema...
A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident
...
How many cops does it take to
throw a man
down...
How many LA cops does it take to change light
bu...
How
many cops does it take to change light
bul...
One evening this
Columbia Yuppie was
stopped f...
A police officer, though scheduled for
all-nig...
A police officer stopped a young man for
speedin...
A police man was on
duty one night and he
head...
A man decided that he was going to ride a
10-spe...
A seargent is
interviewing three cadets who
we...
A policeman stops a car and suggests an
appare...
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Hi, is
this ...
The sheriff of a small
town was also the
town'...
A policeman had a perfect spot
to watch for
sp...
As a female
shopper exited a New York
convenie...
Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the
...
A defense attorney was cross-examining
a
polic...
A local law enforcement officer stops a car for
...
A local policeman had just finished his shift
on...
An off-duty
police officer, familiar with
rada...
"Now as I understand it, Sir," said the
police...
Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have
th...
The police are looking for a
thief with one
ey...
Police officer: And what do you think you
are ...
What did the police
officer say to his
stomach...
What nickname did the police give to the new
b...
What nickname did the police give to the new
blo...
"I'll have to report you, sir," said the
traffic...
How can you tell if you are looking at a police
...
Woman: Officer you must help. I've just
lost m...
Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you
...
Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me
tha...
Police Chief: Why are you
putting handcuffs
on...
Police Chief: Why did you arrest
that
doctor?
...
Police Chief: Why
did you ticket the
computer?...
Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that
c...
Police Chief:
Why do you spend all your
time t...
Veronica was
practicing the piano when
suddenl...
Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?
T...
A man leaves a bar,
gets into his car and
driv...
Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street)
...
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