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Republicans say "Merry Christmas!"
Democrats s...
Republicans help the poor during
the
holidays ...
Democrats get back at the Republicans on
their C...
Democrats let
their kids open all the
gifts on...
When
toasting the holidays, Republicans
ask fo...
When not in stores, Republicans shop from a
ca...
Democrats do much of their shopping at
Target an...
Republican parents have
no problem
buying toy ...
Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and
hours...
Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is
"Miracl...
Republicans always take the price tag off
expe...
Democrats wear wide red ties and green
sports ...
Most Republicans try, at least
once,
enclosing...
Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is
"Deck the...
Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial
Christm...
Republicans see nothing wrong with letting
the...
Republicans
first began thinking like
Republic...
Democrat men like to watch football while
the wo...
Q: How many republicans
does it take to
disarm...
Q: How many republicans does
it take to
raise ...
Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill
Clin...
Q: How many Democrats does it take to
destroy
...
"Are you a
member of any organized
political p...
Two opposing county chairman were sharing
a ra...
A Republican and a Democrat
were walking
down ...
It has been said that the United States has
th...
Q: What is a conservative?
A: A liberal
who's b...
Q: What's a conservative?
A: A liberal
who made...
Q: Why do liberals
travel in
threes?
A: One t...
Q: What is the only thing worse than an
incompet...
Q: What is the difference between a liberal
an...
Q: What do a Wendy's
Hamburger and the
Waco co...
Q: Why are there
more jokes about Waco
than Jo...
Q: Why did the
Davidians commit
suicide?
A: T...
Q: How many
helicopters does it take for
White...
The major difference between death and taxes
i...
Q: What's
the difference between Janet
Reno an...
Q: You know what the
problem with
political jo...
Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets
tr...
Q: What were the three toughest years in Al
Gore...
Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of
s...
Q: What is the basement where White House
staf...
Q: How does Al Gore spell potato?
A:
T-A-T-E-R....
Q: How do you know when a liberal is really
dead...
Q: What's the difference between
Personal Inju...
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian
probl...
Three boys were heading home from school
one d...
Q: How can you tell if it
was a shared
compute...
Q: Why do they always fly
around a live
turkey...
What is the difference between the
government an...
A political man to a woman, "You look
beautifu...
I don't think this whole White House
scandal is ...
When
that fool Reagan said that the
Soviet Uni...
Definition:
Politics Poli (Poly):
Many.... Tic(...
A
redneck calles up the White House and
tells ...
A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do
all...
Three Republicans walk into a bar.
The
bartende...
Two
men were stopped by a TV newswoman
doing s...
The politician was sitting at his campaign
headq...
One day a boy and his father were at the
dining ...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask
ju...
If the
State of the Union is really "the
best ...
Q:
How many US Presidents does it take
to scre...
Q: How many senators does it take
to screw in a ...
Q: How many Republicans does it take to
screw in...
Q: How many politicians does it take to
change...
Q:
How many politicians does it take to
change...
Q: How many believable,
competent, "just
right...
Q: How many MP's
does it take to change
a ligh...
Q: How many Labour Party
members does it
take ...
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw
in ...
Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take
to ch...
Q: How many Communists does it take to screw
in ...
Q: How many conservatives does it take to
change...
A reporter heard Bush and one of his
underlings ...
I want to become a politician when I grow up
s...
A reporter cornered George W.
Bush at a
press ...
A cargo plane is in
mid-flight over the
ocean ...
The President is running down the street one
d...
A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown
W...
An aircraft is about to crash. There are
five ...
A first grade teacher explained to her class
tha...
A small boy was
asked by his teacher,
"What is...
Why is Congress like a cold?
Because
sometimes ...
Why are Vampires Democrats?
They want
Gore in 2...
At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was
ad...
Two political candidates were having a
hot deb...
George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are
having a ...
A
Japanese man was boasting about how
his coun...
Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a
war ...
Osama bin Laden threatened Russia:
If
you get ...
QUESTION: How long does a United States
Congress...
QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976
president...
A minister and lawyer were chatting at a
party...
A Congressman was once asked about his
attitude ...
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw
in ...
Q:
What has dual airbags and has lots of
room?...
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