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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the
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Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come
from?
M...
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a
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Did you hear about the egg
laden rabbit who
ju...
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised
a ...
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a
mi...
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest
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How did the close race between the rabbit and
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling
champion?
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How do rabbits get to work?
By rabbit
transit!...
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your
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How do you know when you're
eating rabbit
stew...
How do you make a rabbit fast?
Don't feed
it....
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Keep it
waiting...
How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfw...
How is a rabbit like a plum?
They're both
purp...
Lara Rabbit: Do you
think that's Sophie's
natu...
May I buy half a
rabbit?
No, we don't
split h...
My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs
Bunny. ...
Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special
carr...
Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not
pa...
Waiter, what is this hare doing in my
salad?
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What are four hundred rabbits
hopping
backward...
What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One...
What did the bunny say when he only had
thistl...
What did the bunny want to do when he grew
up?
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What did the customer say to the pet shop
assi...
What did the magician say when he
made his
rab...
What did the naughty rabbit leave for
Easter?
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What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding
day...
What do rabbits put in their
computers?
Hoppy d...
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that
w...
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?
A ...
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs
Bun...
What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?
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What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare
brain....
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his
jump...
What do you call a mobile homes for
rabbits?
Wh...
What do you call a rabbit that plays with
foxes?...
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A f...
What do you call a rabbit who works in a
baker...
What do you call an affectionate rabbit?
A
ten...
What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-g...
What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
A h...
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on
som...
What do you call an unusual rabbit?
A rare
har...
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges
a...
What do you call the everyday routines of
rabbit...
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee
with...
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a
le...
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an
o...
What do you get when you cross a frog and a
rabb...
What do you get when you cross a
rabbit
with a...
What do
you get when you cross a rabbit
with a...
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an
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What do you get
when you cross a rabbit
with s...
What do you get when you pour hot water down a
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What does a bunny use when it goes
fishing?
A h...
What is the difference between a crazy bunny
and...
What job do rabbits at hotels have?
Bellhop....
What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
Hop
rods....
What must a policeman have before searching a
ra...
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
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What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is
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What's a rabbits' favorite book?
Hop on
Pop....
What's a rabbits' favorite dance?
The
bunny hop...
What's a rabbits' favorite movie?
Rabbits
of th...
What's a rabbits' favorite
musical?
Hare....
What's a rabbits' favorite song?
"Hoppy
Birthda...
What's a rabbits' favorite TV show?
Hoppy
Days....
What's a rabbits' favourite car?
Any make,
just...
What's the best way to
catch a unique
rabbit?
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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Harem...
When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their
pa...
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On
th...
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a
train...
Where do rabbits settle their legal
disputes?
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Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
Bob
Hop....
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the
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Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Amel...
Which rabbit was in Western movies?
Hopalong C...
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny ...
Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both
mu...
Why are rabbits never gold?
How would you
tell...
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
H...
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on
his
head...
Why did the rabbit
run out of the fast-food
re...
Why did the rabbit have trouble
hopping?
Becaus...
Why did
the rabbits go on strike?
They
wanted...
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For
ha...
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the
world?...
What do you get if you pour boiling water
down...
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was
Arrest...
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm
with ...
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
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A
lady opened her refrigerator and saw a
rabbi...
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