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A local priest and pastor stood by the side
of
...
A little girl spoke to her teacher about
whales....
Old Mrs.
Watkins awoke one spring morning
to f...
A
priest was called away for an
emergency. Not...
A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in
dire ...
"And how much of that stack of hay did you
ste...
O'Toole
worked in the lumber yard for
twenty y...
Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the
Bible?...
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in
the ...
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got
mar...
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the
Bibl...
Q. What
kind of motor vehicles are in
the Bibl...
Q. What kind of
motor vehicles are in
the Bibl...
Q. What kind
of motor vehicles are in
the Bibl...
Q. Who
was the greatest comedian in the
Bible?...
Q. Where is the first baseball game in the
Bib...
Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled
from ...
Q. What is one of the first things that
Adam a...
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his
children a...
Q. Who is the greatest
babysitter
mentioned in...
Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David
hit...
Q. What do they
call pastors in
Germany?
A. G...
Q. What is the best way to get to
Paradise?
A. ...
Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the
most
flagr...
Q. Which
area of Palestine was
especially weal...
Q. How do we know that Job went to a
chiroprac...
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned
in ...
Two bishops were
discussing the decline
in mor...
A
minister told his congregation, "Next
week I...
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I
saw...
There's this guy who had been lost and
walking...
Pat and Mike were walking down the
street, whe...
A drunk man
who smelled like a beer sat
down o...
One afternoon a little boy was playing
outdoors....
Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at
the end
of a pray...
Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing?
A: He
only had ...
Q: When was the longest day in the Bible?
A: T...
Q: Why did God
create man before woman?
A: H...
Q: What do you call a sleepwalking
nun?
A: A...
Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle!'
Patient...
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40
y...
A Christian man had
just died and was on
his w...
A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa
when ...
There is a story about a monastery in Europe
p...
A Catholic Priest and
a Rabbi were
chatting on...
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the
Iris...
The little church in the suburbs suddenly
stoppe...
Delivering a speech at a banquet on the
night ...
A couple had two little mischievous boys,
ages 8...
A
young lad was visiting a church for
the firs...
A friend was in front of me coming out of
chur...
It was about a month
ago when a man in
Amsterd...
The two thousand member
Baptist church
was fil...
A little nine year old girl was in church
with h...
A man sobering up from the night before is
sitti...
Mortal: What is a million years like to you?
...
God looks down and notices that Adam is all
alon...
Sometimes
women are overly suspicious of
their...
A priest and a nun are on their way
back
home ...
A
preacher, who shall we say was "humor
impair...
A preacher was completing a temperance
sermon:...
The preacher was wired for sound with a
lapel
...
This minister just had all of his
remaining te...
A big, burly man visited the pastor's home
and...
An old preacher was dying. He sent a message
f...
It seems that there was a little old church
ou...
The Baptist preacher just finished his
sermon fo...
As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically
he ...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it
imp...
The Reverend
Billy Graham tells of a
time earl...
There's this cathedral that's still being
work...
Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman
to ston...
A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing
golf. S...
God created the donkey &
said to him : "
You w...
The Reverend
Francis Norton woke up
Sunday mor...
The Chief Rabbi and the Pope are in a
meeting ...
Johnny was asked
by his mother what he
had lea...
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary
Vinc...
Three
Reform Rabbis were in a terrible
auto wr...
A very religious man lived right next
door to ...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many
ye...
There's
this old priest who got sick of
all th...
A mother was teaching her three
year old
daugh...
When the airline
Captain announced they
were f...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional.
After...
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to
heaven. ...
An elderly man was quite unhappy because he
had ...
Moses,
Jesus and an old man are golfing.
Moses...
After church on
Sunday morning, a young
boy su...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105
sud...
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an
athei...
What do you get
when you cross Holy
Water with...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together
on a ...
A man is
struck by a bus on a busy
street in i...
Did you hear about that guy
who was
asked to b...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an
a...
One Sunday morning the pastor
noticed
little J...
A priest and a
rabbi operated a church
and a s...
There was an old
woman on a plane,
sitting nex...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the
princ...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming
t...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what
p...
A few years ago, when
the Catholic
church refo...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers
wer...
The
local priest came across Paddy who had stumb...
The priest was preparing a man for his long
da...
Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley
checks e...
Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing
for ...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy
Hospital
(a Cat...
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic
Satanist?
...
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and
a p...
Several years ago, the
Catholic Church
require...
Jesus and Moses
are sitting in a boat
fishing ...
A little Catholic
kid was praying as
hard as h...
While leading the Friday evening
services, the...
Three Pastors from the south were having
lunch...
A little nine year old girl
was in
church with...
The church was conducting its annual fund
drive....
A preacher was completing
a temperance
sermon:...
And Jesus said unto his disciples,
"Whom
do me...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the
boonies...
Q. How
can you tell if someone is half
Catholi...
A Jesuit,
a Dominican and a Franciscan
were wa...
On
the airplane on his way back to Rome,
the P...
One day God called the Pope, and he
said
"John...
A priest was vested in his surplus and
cassock...
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when
he pa...
Before performing a baptism, the priest
approach...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it
imp...
A little boy
was learning about God in
his chu...
Johnny is walking along and a priest is
coming...
A man
walked into a gift shop that sold
religi...
Is there a
God?
A billion Hindus
can't be w...
What is the meaning of life?
All
evidence to ...
What language do the
Vatican Police
speak?
...
A minister was asked by a
politician,
"Name som...
An old rabbi
is talking with one of his
friend...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of
cherr...
At the first session of a conversion class
the
...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and
heard v...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for
t...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova's
witn...
A kindergarten teacher was observing her
class...
How do Religious Education
teachers mark
exams...
Examiner: I think you know very little, if
any...
Jill: Have you read the Bible?
Jack: No,
I'm w...
What's black and
white, black and
white, black...
At what time of day was Adam born?
Just
before...
What did Adam do when he wanted some
sugar?
He ...
Who is the fastest runner in
history.
Adam - be...
Three Pastors from the south were having
lunch...
God is sitting up in his ivory
tower,
he's had...
Who was the best actor in the bible
?
Samson,...
What's the moral of the story
about
Jonah and ...
Who designed Noah's ark?
An ark-itect
!...
Q. How do you make holy water?
A. Boil
the hell...
A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers
asked ...
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