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What do you call an alien starship that drips
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What do you call an overweight ET ?
An extra
ch...
President Dubya was awakened one night by an
u...
What do you get if you
cross an alien and a
ho...
A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship
lan...
Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas
...
What did the alien say to the gas pump
?
Don't ...
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They
trod ...
What did the metric alien say ?
Take me to
your...
What do you call an alien starship that drips
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What do you call an alien surfing the
Internet?
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Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?
Be...
Why don't astronauts get hungry after being
bl...
Teacher: What do you think
astronauts wear
to ...
Why did the boy become an astronaut?
Because
h...
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At...
Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?
Be...
Why don't
astronauts keep their jobs very
long...
Two astronauts were in
a space ship circling
h...
Two aliens landed
in the remote countryside
an...
Where do Martians drink beer ?
At a mars bar
!...
What did the alien say when his flying saucer
la...
What do you get if you cross a student and
an ...
What is an astronomer?
A night watchman with
a ...
What does an astronaut do
when he gets
angry?
...
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
The
o...
If an athlete gets athlete's foot,
what
does a...
What did the astronaut see on his
skillet?
Unid...
Why are astronauts successful
people ?
Becau...
Why did the boy become an
astronaut
?
Because...
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships
?
At...
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but
...
How do spacemen pass the time on long
trips
?
...
First Spaceman: I'm hungry.
Second Spaceman:
So...
What do you call a
loony spaceman ?
An
astron...
I want to be an astronaut when I grow
up.
What ...
If athletes get athlete's foot, then what
do a...
An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter,
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What do astronauts put on their toast? Space
Jam...
What do astronauts
wear to bed?
Space
Jammies...
What do you call an alien surfing the
Internet?
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What do you call a sick extraterrestrial?
An
ai...
Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course
an...
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