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Where do religious school children practice
sp...
How did the basketball court get wet?
The
playe...
Why did the chicken get sent off?
For
persisten...
Why were the two managers sitting around
sketc...
Where do football directors go when they are fed
...
A manager was being interviewed after he had
r...
Why was the struggling mange
seen shaking
the ...
Why should you be
careful playing against a
te...
Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million.
...
Why
do managers bring suitcases along to
away ...
Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the
gutte...
Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight.
Wh...
What part of a football pitch
smells
nicest?
...
What's the chilliest ground in the
premiership?
...
How did the footbal pitch end up as
triangle?
S...
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It
wa...
What did they call Dracula when he won the
leagu...
Which England player keeps up the fuel
supply?
...
Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to
st...
Manager: Twenty
teams in the league and you
lo...
What did the footballer say when he accidentally
...
Why are football grounds odd?
Because you can
s...
What
do you get if you drop a piano on a
team'...
Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the
ba...
What is the bank manager's favourite
type
of f...
What part of a football ground is never the
sa...
What should a football team do if the pitch is
...
Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the
...
Did you hear about the football team who ate
t...
Which insect didn't play well in goal?
The
fumb...
What did the bumble bee striker say?
Hive
score...
What is black and white and black and white and
...
What are Brazilian fans called?
Brazil
nuts!...
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto
t...
How do hens encourage their football
teams?
The...
What lights up a football stadium?
A football
m...
If you have a referee in football, what do you
h...
Why aren't football stadiums built in outer
spac...
Where do spiders play their FA Cup
final?
Web...
When fish play football, who is the
captain?
Th...
Ref: I'm sending you off
Player: What
for?
Re...
Why is it that birds are quickly sold
when
the...
What is a goal keepers favourite snack?
Beans
o...
How do you stop squirrels playing football in
th...
What's tennis players favourite
city?
Volley ...
How does a physicist exercise?
By pumping
ion!...
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good
...
What is a runner's
favourite subject in
school...
What does Paul Inces mum make for
Christmas?
In...
What does a footballer and a magician have in
co...
Which football team loves ice-cream?
Aston
Vani...
Which goal keeper can jump higher than a
crossba...
Why do grasshoppers not go to
many football
ma...
What stories are told by basketball
players?
...
Who won the race between two balls of
string?
T...
Why are football players never asked for
dinner?...
Why did the footballer hold his
boot to his
ea...
What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea!...
Where do footballers dance?
At a football!...
Egotistical Harry was always reminding people
th...
A true story, according to the LA
Times.....
...
It was a
particularly tough football game,
and...
There was a Packers fan with a really crappy
sea...
St. Peter and Satan
were having an argument
on...
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football
...
Coming
home from his Little League game,
Billy...
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when
t...
Q: How does Stan Collymore change a
lightbulb?
...
Big Ron
was caught speeding on his way to
the ...
Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson
...
Tyson's psychologist told Mike to
take a
year ...
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first
w...
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car,
who's
driving...
The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to
di...
Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf
la...
A man is stranded on a desert
island, all
alon...
The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing
l...
A couple of old guys were golfing
when one
sai...
After a particularly poor game of
golf, a
popu...
A young man who was also an avid golfer found
...
A golfer, playing a round
by himself, is
about...
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting
...
Joe decides to take
his boss Phil to play 9
ho...
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks
...
"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's
w...
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about
t...
Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I
thin...
Golfer:
"I'd move heaven and earth to be
able ...
Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly
be...
Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is
improv...
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the
...
Golfer: "Caddy,
do you think it is a sin to
pl...
Golfer: "This golf is a funny game."
Caddy:
"It...
Golfer: "That can't be my
ball, caddy. It
look...
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a
5...
What does a basketball player do before he
blo...
What part of a football pitch smells nicest
?
T...
What's the chilliest ground in the premiership
?...
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle
?
...
Which England player keeps up the fuel supply
?
...
What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas
?
I...
What does a footballer and a magician have in
co...
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear
...
What tea do footballers drink ?
Penaltea !...
Where do footballers dance ?
At a football
!...
What did the bumble bee striker say ?
Hive
scor...
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto
t...
What lights up a football stadium ?
A
football ...
If you have a referee in football, what do you
...
What is a goal keepers favourite snack
?
Beans ...
How do hens encourage their football teams
?
Th...
Why didn't the dog want to play football
?
It w...
Which insect didn't play well in goal ?
The
fum...
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final
?
Webl...
How do you stop squirrels playing football in
...
Why do managers bring suitcases
along to
away ...
Why were the two managers sitting
around
sketc...
Where do football directors go when they are fed
...
Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight.
Wh...
Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot
...
Why are
football grounds odd ?
Because
you ca...
Why
did the goal post get angry ?
Because
the...
What is the bank manager's favourite
type
of f...
What part of a football ground is never the same
...
What should a football team do if the pitch is
...
Did you hear about the football team who ate
t...
Ref:I'm sending you off
Player: What for
?
Re...
Why do artists never win when they play
footba...
What is a runner's favourite subject in school
?...
What stories are told by basketball players
?
T...
Q: What is the difference between Liverpool
foot...
Q: What's the difference
between David
Beckham...
How many
Man U. fans does it take to change
a ...
Did you hear about the underwater snooker
player...
Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer
...
Q: What did the football say to the football
pla...
Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day
Bob
wen...
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