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After my wife and her former best buddy,
anoth...
What do you call
an elephant in a phone
box?
...
What do ghosts use to phone home?
A
terror-pho...
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
telephone....
At three o'clock one morning a
veterinary surg...
Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?
Be...
Who was that on the phone, Fred?
Fred:
No one ...
Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone
cut o...
The new office-boy came
into his boss's
office...
Mother: Why was the phone busy all
night?
Babys...
The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang
on...
Moody was
awakened by the telephone at
four A....
Kelso met Hensley on the
street. "Hey!"
said K...
A man and a couple of
his friends had
just fin...
Harry was madly in love with Betty, but
couldn't...
How does a skeleton call her friends?
On
a tele...
What asks no question but demands an
answer?
A ...
What did the man say when he got a
big
phone b...
Why is an engaged girl like a
telephone?
Becaus...
If you cross a telephone and a lobster
what wi...
If you cross a telephone and a pair of
scissor...
What kind of phone makes music?
A
saxophone....
Why did the girl who worked for the
telephone co...
Who invented the telephone?
The
Phoenicians (ph...
How do Iranians speak on the
telephone?
Persi...
How did the telephones get married ?
In a
doubl...
What do you call a telephone call from
one vic...
What do you get if you cross a telephone
and a...
What do you get if you cross a pig and a
telepho...
When doesn't a telephone work
underwater?
Wh...
Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my
boy...
What do you get when you cross a telephone
with ...
How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?
You...
Party Host: Hello?
Phone Caller: I'm
trying to...
Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an
ambulan...
Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know
what'...
Hello, police? Please send an officer over
to 32...
What do
you get if you cross a phone
with a ro...
What animals talk on the telephone the most?
T...
Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is
so
...
What do you get if you cross a telephone
with ...
What do you get if you cross a telephone
with a ...
How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?
Yellow?...
How do, like, really laid-back types answer
the ...
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone
wire? ...
How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?
They ...
What did the answering machine say to the
tele...
How does a cheerleader answer the phone?
H-E-L...
How does a lobster answer the phone?
Shello?...
How does a door chime answer the phone?
Bella?...
How can you tell if someone who's just had
a p...
How can you tell if someone who's having a
tem...
What happened to the little frog who sat on
th...
When does a horse talk on the phone?
Whinny wa...
How does a football player make phone calls?
O...
How does a baritone make phone calls?
Song dis...
How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?
Co...
What do you get if you cross a phone with a
birt...
What do you get if you cross a phone with a
birt...
What do you get if you cross a phone with a
mout...
A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of
a ...
What do
you call the sound a ghost makes
when ...
How does a baboon make phone calls?
He
just mo...
What do you get if you cross a
telephone
with ...
What kind of music do phones love to hear?
A s...
How that we are engaged I hope you'll give
me ...
Why are there so many Johnson
in he
phone book...
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