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A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they ...
A man had been
driving all night and by
mornin...
How can you tell when witches are carrying
a
t...
What did the Loch Ness Monster say to
his
frie...
What time is it when you sit on a pin?
Spring
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That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ...
What time is it when an elephant
sits on your
...
If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is
...
Customer: I'd like a watch that tells
time.
Cle...
For a weddin' present
Ledbetter gave his son
A...
What are your two favourite times to party?
Da...
'I hope you're not one of those boys who
sits ...
The proud owner of an impressive new clock was
s...
Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock
?
Bec...
Why did the girl sit on her
watch?
She
wanted...
Julie: What time is it?
Counsellor: Three
o'clo...
What kind of watch is best for people who don't
...
Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.
He
w...
What time is it when a clock strikes
thirteen?...
Why did the man put a clock under his desk?
He
...
One day a man met three beggars. To the first he
...
Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ...
Do you know the time
?
No, we haven't
met ye...
1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?
2nd
Roman...
While proudly showing off his new
apartment
to...
A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A
m...
What dog can tell the time ?
A watch dog !...
What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat
...
What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber
...
When is the best time to go shopping?
When the
...
Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is
...
Why couldn't the clock be kept in
jail?
Because...
Why do people beat their clocks?
To kill
time....
If your watch is broken, why can't you go
fishin...
When do clocks die?
When their time is up....
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